GLEE IS BACK - Episode 1x14, "Hell-o"
-flails uncontrollably like the fan-girl Kelsey is-
There's not much more preface than that, so lets just get on with it.
First off, LOOK AT KURT AND MERCEDES BEING NICE TO RACHEL. Good job, bbs, I'm proud of you. Unfortunately, nothing has changed. I feel like kicking Karofsky in the face for being mean to my glee clubbers.
FIGGINS, WHY SUCH A MEANIE? AND SUE'S BACK? (as much as I adore her)
I lol'd SO. MUCH. when Figgins woke up next to Sue.
And Rachel's "Team Finn" t-shirt was win. I know it's been in like, every single promo, but still. It was nice to see that it was actually in the show and super cute.
KITTIES ON THE RELATIONSHIP CALENDERS. AHH, I JUST WANT TO HUG RACHEL BERRY AND NEVER LET HER GO.
Puck and Quinn xD
"I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying. Please stop super-sizing, because, I don't dig on fat chicks."
"I'm pregnant!"
"And that's my fault?"
YES. YES IT IS, YOU SEXY DOOFUS.
Rachel - "That's my boyfriend!" The cuteness. I am dying.
Sue plopping the hair in random!Cheerio's hand was priceless. And the entire following conversation, because I just adore Sue Sylvester so hard.
"What up?"
"Who dis be?"
"No, she's dead, this is her son."
I ADORE YOU GUYS. AND KURT, DARLING, ILU SO MUCH.
So, so glad that Will and Emma are finally acknowledging their feelings for each other and that they actually adressed Emma's cleanliness issue.
Finn Hudson/Cory Monteith + The Doors = SEXYNESS. And Kurt's face during the performance.
BUT THEN, HE HAS TO GO AND BE MEAN TO MY BB, RACHEL. WHICH CANCELS OUT HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS BECAUSE HE'S BEING A DOUCHE TO RACHEL.
I legit teared up when Rachel started to cry. Not cool, Finn, not cool.
"Gives You Hell" was amazing. Just amazing.
When I found out that Jon Groff was going to be on the show, I was originally like "YOU'RE NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE AND STOP TRYING TO DESTROY MY GLEE CLUB." Then, he shows up in the music store and sings "Hello" with Rachel, and I'm like "Hi, you may be trying to destroy my glee club and hurt my Rachel, but you're actually kind-of hot."
Will and Emma cuteness. I KNEW she was a virgin.
TAKE THAT, FINN. I snapped through the air when Rachel was finished with that speech. I got weird looks from my mother.
"Highway To Hell" was okay, but mostly I just didn't want it to be Vocal Adrenaline.
The showfaces and Idina Menzel. Adorable.
UNTIL SHE SEDUCES MR. SCHUE INTO CHEATING ON EMMA. BAD, BAD MR. SCHUE. Why are all the guys in this episode being weiners?
YOU CAN'T KICK RACHEL OUT OF THE GLEE CLUB. What happened to everyone being nice? All she wants is to find love.
The support group. And Rachel's cute outfit.
Brittany - "Sometimes I forget my middle name." WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME, BRITT-BRITT AND WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
Terri/Emma confrontation made me sad. And want to slap Terri.
JESSE! Even though I knew it from the start, it still sucks that he's using her. And Rachel's so invested, it just makes it all the more heartbreaking.
AND THEN THEY LAY ON ALL THE WILL/EMMA DRAMA. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, SHOW?
It's about damn time that Finn's doing the pursuing and not Rachel. "Hello, Goodbye" was almost hard to watch because you can see how hard Rachel's struggling and that Finn's actually trying only now that she has a boyfriend.
However, GLEE BOYS + SUITS AND TIES = UNF.
Overall, it's a perfect 10, because I'm just so freaking excited that Glee's back and I can't contain it. I even called my dad after it was over so that we could compare our thoughts. He's not even that much of a fan.
Anyways, until next week when we have MADONNA. AND THE EPICNESS THAT WILL BE "VOGUE".