The Van Lives!!! and subsequently dies.

[marklar0128]

Its the starter. Its my life. I just can't get it started. It's like rain. OK, its more like snow. I realized several things while stranded on the road last night. The first is that I have incredibly intense swings in my spiritual state. One any single moment I can feel as though I am completely bereft of a soul. No energy that flows

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[wonderwoman520]

You're funny.

[marklar0128]

Its not that funny.

[secret_reality]

Man, I read that and laughed so hard milk came out of my nose. Then for some reason Jessica started throwing one of those girly hissy fits. Something about how I should not be able to squirt milk out of my nose when I'm not drinking milk.....

[shakinros]

WHAT!? When have I ever EVER thrown a girly hissy fit?! You better get comfy on that couch mister....

HEADLINE

[marklar0128]

Men who lactate from their nose and the women who love them. These seemingly normal men have an embarrassing secret; they produce milk from their nostrils. In a sort of strange twist of fate, women seem to be drawn to this secret society of milking manfolk. These dairy dames can't keep from throwing what seems to be girly hissy fits over milk squirting men. Some women are insisting that their men get surgery, not to stop this from happening, but to enlarge the nose from which this creamy substance flows. Men, eager to win the praise of these milk maids, are rushing off to get rhino-enhancement surgery. What will be next?!? The jewish community is coming out against proboscis enhancement, saying that you should stay the way that god intended. Micheal Jackson is scurrying to find his original nose which he insists has been kept cryogenically frozen in a Bob's Big Boy statue orbiting the earth

[wonderwoman520]

I have to agree with the woman here ... I really don't think Jessica is capable of throwing a girly hissy fit. Thats just absurd.