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BOFTY CRUISE was FAMAZING. Thursday, I skipped school because I'm a lazy person. Then we got on the bus. Bus rides are poopy. Except that Adam was funny. Inappropriate, but funny. Then we got on the boat with our surrogate mommies, and ours was a teenie bit confused. But at the end of the trip she was talking crap about the parking lot moniter, so she's SOOOO on my list of cool adults. Woah walking around, tapping everyone's asses. Literally, not in the figurative way that we take it now. Thennnn we did the food thing. Yayyy our waiters kicked serious ass. Then KARAOKE. Emily did a kick ass Respect, a mass group did Bohemian Rapsody, Mikey Niles did some weird ass versions of some interesting songs, and the boys did backstreet boys. fun fun. Then we hung out, went up to the dance. Woah some weird ass kiddies giving these random guys lap dances. Emily, Whit and Leah showed em up tho, without standup-banging anyone. Friday morning we got up to go to the Bahamas. We went to the straw market and bought some fun things. Jessica and me kept having bonding moments, because we kept getting put in places without people, all weekend. Back on the cruise we sunbathed, and ran into another NFTY person, Lindsey! Then we got prettied and went to a really cool place for dinner. The show was cool. Uh, friday night services were quite interesting. Leah and her Jewish Firedrill, hottness. I'm a DOLPHINNNNNN. NOOOOO WE'RE A SHARKKKK. ahh ok. Then play time, running around and I don't really remember what else we did, truthfully. Someone else can fill in the blanks. Saturday we went to Castaway Cay, and it was amazing fun. We tanned, and burned, and floated. Oh mikey and me in the waves, that was cool. Except my top pops off ocasionally. Weirdness. Then back to the boat. Me, Adam, Jon and Danie are the last ones back on, haha. Then passing out in the cabin, meetings, sleeping, and all of that. Midnight basketball. Havdallah. Awww cutest things said there, little Friendship circle. I loveeee everyone. oh backtracking, on friday night we had MASS ROOM SERVICE. LIKE PUKABLE AMOUNTS. and there was so much taht some of it even got into my suitcase, with ketchup on some clothes. it was funny. oh and also. Sunburns- Melanie, woahhhh redness. Emily got colorrrr. Leah= weird ass tanning/burning. WHITNEY= FUNNYIEST ASS BURN ever. actually everyone had it. my legs are burned, and ouchies putting on clothes. As for the next day, i hate waking up, stepping in room service trays, and leaving fun things behind. Bus ride= oh fun. no more elaboration there.
oh and me and whit met those two weirdo guys. Yes one was cute. until he started talking. zzzzzzzzz ness. actually, it would have been useful if i had known how to sleep with my eyes open. the rest of the cruise was all about ignoring them.
Today we diescted piggies. AHHHH sadness. I cut its head off, to see the brain. It smelled so bad. I wanted to cry. But i didn't because then I would've had to wipe my eye with a piggy-gutty gloved hand. wahhhhh.
and now i have 7 minutes before we have to leave for bofty. and im wearing.... school clothes!!!! ahhh ye gads, changing time. xoxox
oh and me and whit met those two weirdo guys. Yes one was cute. until he started talking. zzzzzzzzz ness. actually, it would have been useful if i had known how to sleep with my eyes open. the rest of the cruise was all about ignoring them.
Today we diescted piggies. AHHHH sadness. I cut its head off, to see the brain. It smelled so bad. I wanted to cry. But i didn't because then I would've had to wipe my eye with a piggy-gutty gloved hand. wahhhhh.
and now i have 7 minutes before we have to leave for bofty. and im wearing.... school clothes!!!! ahhh ye gads, changing time. xoxox