WAH!
I missed the last episode of Heroes last night because I was too f-ing tired to wake up!!!!! I think I recorded it though so I just have to keep away from getting spoiled. Here's to hoping that I can do it and I'll probably post about it later.
I think I've had an interesting workweek at the big blue box store.
All that shit went on with the guy I will now refer to as "Sexylegs" (corny I know but I can't think of what else to call him). Then I had a great *ahem* time with my husband on Saturday b4 work so I went in very happy. Told Sexylegs "Good Morning" with a big grin on my face and was fairly more talkative than usual. But then I got lunch super late because the girl who was relieving me had like a 2 hour lunch. So that made me grumpy but after lunch I found a Cosmo mag in my area and started reading the 75 ways to make your man more satisfied in bed , or some such shite as that. and got to about 26 and had to stop because it was really kind of hot and I was at work.
OK then things got interesting. This man calls about 5:30 in the morning asking about men's bikini underware because he was going to audition for La Bare Strip Club . So of course me having stocked apparral answered his questions, no prob. He asked if I was embarrassed and I said no, i really wasn't even though he was asking if they were thin or wide stringed and if they had alot of support. There was a point in my life when I would have been but not anymore. So then he offered me 2 tickets to the club and I turned him down because I'm not into that. I'm really not, all those guys are gay and naked men do not turn me on, I don't find penises very visually stimulating. Then he asked me if I liked wearing bikini underware!?!? Can you believe I kept it together and told him "I'm not going to answer that" and he said "you aren't" and I said "no that's too personal" and then he said "OK. thank you, bye." Then I collected myself and thought OMG his voice was way too old to be auditioning for a strip club! He was some dirty old man getting his jollies by asking women at a department store about men's underware! I couldn't believe it! I told my manager about it, I actually wasn't embarrassed and at least I reported it. I think if it happened to the other lady that answers the phone at night, she would be too embarrassed to report it. So I had a really sex filled day that day. That will go down as an incredibly unusual night, probably due to the Beltane season.
Then last night I was alone in apparrel. OMG I got help zoning, making everything look nice, but I had a TON of work to do and didn't get finished. I bailed with 3 carts I didn't get finished putting out. Of course the assistant manager who was helping zone bailed on me before I could ask her what to do with them and I had to leave to get to my son's end of school year award ceremony, he got one for Citizenship. I told the lady on the next shift that I had to go and leave them and I didn't know what to do so she said to just go. So I did. Looking back I think I would have reboxed the stuff and put it back in the back room but at the time I did the best I could think of, which was nothing. I'm probably going to get chewed out about it when I get back from my weekend but oh well. I'll try better next time. That's all there is too do, though I really hate not being able to do at least a decent job. I'll probably beat myself up over that mistake more than they are phased by it.
I ate lunch with my son at school for the st time yesterday. That was an experience also. I don't think I will indulge in such a pleasure more than once a month in the future. And that's all I have to say about that.
So now I have to get to cleaning the office because my MIL and BIL and his family will be down for my daughter's 8th grade Graduation and Son's birthday. What fun! At least I'll have to sleep most of the time they are here but it will put my husband through hell and he'll be in a grumpy mood. Actually he already is in one. He says he feels like such a scrub because he doesn't have a big fancy house, several degrees and money put away. I can't say anything to him about it. I think he needs to figure this one out on his own. At least he finally put the Christmas tree away. Thank God! :oD Oooo and i got like 12 hours of sleep last night! YEA!
I think I've had an interesting workweek at the big blue box store.
All that shit went on with the guy I will now refer to as "Sexylegs" (corny I know but I can't think of what else to call him). Then I had a great *ahem* time with my husband on Saturday b4 work so I went in very happy. Told Sexylegs "Good Morning" with a big grin on my face and was fairly more talkative than usual. But then I got lunch super late because the girl who was relieving me had like a 2 hour lunch. So that made me grumpy but after lunch I found a Cosmo mag in my area and started reading the 75 ways to make your man more satisfied in bed , or some such shite as that. and got to about 26 and had to stop because it was really kind of hot and I was at work.
OK then things got interesting. This man calls about 5:30 in the morning asking about men's bikini underware because he was going to audition for La Bare Strip Club . So of course me having stocked apparral answered his questions, no prob. He asked if I was embarrassed and I said no, i really wasn't even though he was asking if they were thin or wide stringed and if they had alot of support. There was a point in my life when I would have been but not anymore. So then he offered me 2 tickets to the club and I turned him down because I'm not into that. I'm really not, all those guys are gay and naked men do not turn me on, I don't find penises very visually stimulating. Then he asked me if I liked wearing bikini underware!?!? Can you believe I kept it together and told him "I'm not going to answer that" and he said "you aren't" and I said "no that's too personal" and then he said "OK. thank you, bye." Then I collected myself and thought OMG his voice was way too old to be auditioning for a strip club! He was some dirty old man getting his jollies by asking women at a department store about men's underware! I couldn't believe it! I told my manager about it, I actually wasn't embarrassed and at least I reported it. I think if it happened to the other lady that answers the phone at night, she would be too embarrassed to report it. So I had a really sex filled day that day. That will go down as an incredibly unusual night, probably due to the Beltane season.
Then last night I was alone in apparrel. OMG I got help zoning, making everything look nice, but I had a TON of work to do and didn't get finished. I bailed with 3 carts I didn't get finished putting out. Of course the assistant manager who was helping zone bailed on me before I could ask her what to do with them and I had to leave to get to my son's end of school year award ceremony, he got one for Citizenship. I told the lady on the next shift that I had to go and leave them and I didn't know what to do so she said to just go. So I did. Looking back I think I would have reboxed the stuff and put it back in the back room but at the time I did the best I could think of, which was nothing. I'm probably going to get chewed out about it when I get back from my weekend but oh well. I'll try better next time. That's all there is too do, though I really hate not being able to do at least a decent job. I'll probably beat myself up over that mistake more than they are phased by it.
I ate lunch with my son at school for the st time yesterday. That was an experience also. I don't think I will indulge in such a pleasure more than once a month in the future. And that's all I have to say about that.
So now I have to get to cleaning the office because my MIL and BIL and his family will be down for my daughter's 8th grade Graduation and Son's birthday. What fun! At least I'll have to sleep most of the time they are here but it will put my husband through hell and he'll be in a grumpy mood. Actually he already is in one. He says he feels like such a scrub because he doesn't have a big fancy house, several degrees and money put away. I can't say anything to him about it. I think he needs to figure this one out on his own. At least he finally put the Christmas tree away. Thank God! :oD Oooo and i got like 12 hours of sleep last night! YEA!