Booty Call *69
There are some problems with this book cover, besides the fact that it's supposed to look sexy yet doesn't.
1. Does anyone use phones like this anymore? I don't think they do.
2. Even back when people did use phones with curly cords, never has there been a phone with so much cord. You could put someone across town on the line.
3. It doesn't even look like a phone cord at all. It looks like she's wearing half-cooked ramen noodles.