My Unexpected Valentine
[Title]: My Unexpected Valentine
[Characters]: Abarai Renji, Kuchiki Byakuya and Zaraki Kenpachi.
[Summary]: Byakuya receives an unexpected visit from Kenpachi.
[Word Count]: 395
[Finished]: 10.February.2008
[Beta]: Not beta-read
[Warnings]: Please be warned of the complete crack and OOCness of this drabble.
[Notes]: Refer to You Can Kiss... for info about this pairing background story.
Disclaimer: Do not own Bleach and will not make a profit out of this fic. All characters©Kubo Tite
“Kuchiki-taichou? Zaraki-taichou is here to see you.” Renji announced from the door, bearing an annoyed expression on his face.
“Zaraki-taichou is here to see me!” Byakuya repeated, perplexed.
“Yes, that’s tight, Taichou.” Renji confirmed.
After a moment of picking his brain for a reason why the 11th Division Taichou was coming to see him in person, and finding none, he ordered, “Send him in.”
“Yes, Kuchiki-taichou.” Renji complied, the annoyance even clearer in his face.
Zaraki-taichou walked into the room, the little bells on his hair, jingling softly as a windchime, and an enormous, heart-shaped, red box under his arm.
“You may leave, Abarai-fukutaichou.” Byakuya instructed.
Renji slammed the door behind him with a loud bang, not before eyeing Byakuya with disapproval.
Byakuya sighed and addressed the large man in front of him, “Zaraki-taichou, what can I do for you?”
Zaraki grinned widely and approached Byakuya’s desk. “I’m not sure if you’re familiar with the human tradition of Valentine’s Day?” he started.
Byakuya could feel Renji’s angry reiatsu looming, just outside the door, and probably so could Zaraki, he blocked it out and replied, “yes’ I am acquainted with it.”
“Ah, good! So here, this is for you.” His teeth shinned through his smile, as he presented Byakuya, with the large, unusual box.
Byakuya eyed the gift and then the large Taichou, breathing deeply, before accepting and unwrapping the present. It was full of chocolates, in all forms and shapes; mostly were half eaten. He looked, inquisitively, at Zaraki.
“Damn kid!” the burly man, muttered under his breath and then smiled apologetically at Byakuya. “Oh please, don’t mind the bitten ones. Yachiru insisted on tasting all of them, it was a bitch getting her away from it before she tasted them all.”
Byakuya watched the shinigami in front of him and managed to thank him, even in his stunned state.
“I wouldn’t mind some of that mistletoe action from Christmas as a thank you.” he raised his eyebrows, eagerly.
“You see, Zaraki-taichou.” Byakuya tried to reason. “These are different traditions; kissing isn’t obligatory this time. I don’t think we should mix things. I think it wouldn’t be appropriated.”
“Hmm…” Zaraki pondered. “You prolly right. Well then, I expect to hear from you on White Day.” His eyes sparkled as Zaraki left the room.
Renji stood by the door, glaring.
“White Day!? What is White Day!?”
February2008©MarinLiliz
[Characters]: Abarai Renji, Kuchiki Byakuya and Zaraki Kenpachi.
[Summary]: Byakuya receives an unexpected visit from Kenpachi.
[Word Count]: 395
[Finished]: 10.February.2008
[Beta]: Not beta-read
[Warnings]: Please be warned of the complete crack and OOCness of this drabble.
[Notes]: Refer to You Can Kiss... for info about this pairing background story.
Disclaimer: Do not own Bleach and will not make a profit out of this fic. All characters©Kubo Tite
“Kuchiki-taichou? Zaraki-taichou is here to see you.” Renji announced from the door, bearing an annoyed expression on his face.
“Zaraki-taichou is here to see me!” Byakuya repeated, perplexed.
“Yes, that’s tight, Taichou.” Renji confirmed.
After a moment of picking his brain for a reason why the 11th Division Taichou was coming to see him in person, and finding none, he ordered, “Send him in.”
“Yes, Kuchiki-taichou.” Renji complied, the annoyance even clearer in his face.
Zaraki-taichou walked into the room, the little bells on his hair, jingling softly as a windchime, and an enormous, heart-shaped, red box under his arm.
“You may leave, Abarai-fukutaichou.” Byakuya instructed.
Renji slammed the door behind him with a loud bang, not before eyeing Byakuya with disapproval.
Byakuya sighed and addressed the large man in front of him, “Zaraki-taichou, what can I do for you?”
Zaraki grinned widely and approached Byakuya’s desk. “I’m not sure if you’re familiar with the human tradition of Valentine’s Day?” he started.
Byakuya could feel Renji’s angry reiatsu looming, just outside the door, and probably so could Zaraki, he blocked it out and replied, “yes’ I am acquainted with it.”
“Ah, good! So here, this is for you.” His teeth shinned through his smile, as he presented Byakuya, with the large, unusual box.
Byakuya eyed the gift and then the large Taichou, breathing deeply, before accepting and unwrapping the present. It was full of chocolates, in all forms and shapes; mostly were half eaten. He looked, inquisitively, at Zaraki.
“Damn kid!” the burly man, muttered under his breath and then smiled apologetically at Byakuya. “Oh please, don’t mind the bitten ones. Yachiru insisted on tasting all of them, it was a bitch getting her away from it before she tasted them all.”
Byakuya watched the shinigami in front of him and managed to thank him, even in his stunned state.
“I wouldn’t mind some of that mistletoe action from Christmas as a thank you.” he raised his eyebrows, eagerly.
“You see, Zaraki-taichou.” Byakuya tried to reason. “These are different traditions; kissing isn’t obligatory this time. I don’t think we should mix things. I think it wouldn’t be appropriated.”
“Hmm…” Zaraki pondered. “You prolly right. Well then, I expect to hear from you on White Day.” His eyes sparkled as Zaraki left the room.
Renji stood by the door, glaring.
“White Day!? What is White Day!?”
February2008©MarinLiliz