1) "I leave the room for two minutes and then nipples get sprained?"

2) manta1104: You know, if you put grapes in a microwave, they shoot off sparks?

MBB: Awesome!

Me: Hey, we're scientists. We have to test this. We need to see physical proof.

[A grape is carefully placed in the microwave. manta1104 gets ready to close the door. M stops her and throws in a ( Read more... )