Oranges and evil and coffee:

[mariness]

For those of you that doubted that Starbucks is evil - and you really shouldn't, although I know that a few of you out there still cling to the touching and naïve belief that Starbucks is only thinking of the Good of Us All - let me assure you that we have found positive proof otherwise this morning

Comments

[dzuunmod]

I have no idea whether this is something that's found in Florida grocery stores as well, but up here we have a type of (Breyer's, I think?) Creamsicle-flavoured ice cream that is bar none, my favourite store-bought frozen dairy treat.

[mariness]

Hmm. I shall check it out. Right at the moment my freezer is harbouring Haagen Daas Coconut Pineapple, which could actually be renamed Paradise and Fat in a Little Container. Amazing stuff.

[cardinalximinez]

That's because it ain't real oranges. :)

I considered taking your Florida residency card away, but then it occurred to me that you might appreciate that idea. Besides, you can't help your allergies.

[mariness]

Not allergies -- arthritis. High amounts of citric acid causes inflammation and stiffness in the joints -- it's why I also don't consume many lemons, tangerines and grapefruit, although I don't dislike them the same way.

Oddly enough, I disliked oranges well before the joint effect kicked in.

[cardinalximinez]

Oddly enough, I disliked oranges well before the joint effect kicked in.

Hm. I will have to reconsider my leniency. ;)

[felisdemens]

The trip has irrevocably corrupted you. Eeeexcellent.

[mariness]

Now, how to corrupt you in return.... [Insert maniacal evil laughter]

[hummingwolf]

Has anybody done anything with those souvenirs you gave out? I've been afraid to even look at mine.

[mariness]

Truthfully, I've been afraid to ask any of you.

Did it start growing when it was out of your sight?