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livejournal IS pretty damn dead.
tell us some juicy stories. i could so use some spice in my life.
but hey i don't want you whining or telling us every little piece of shit you shoved in your mouth today. c'mon jazz it up. don't push it though.
just let it goooooo with the flowww...
don't be me with all my boring ramblings and my whiny shit.
thats why no one reads my lj.
yesterday's quote of the day:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME KAMA SUTRA?!?!?!??! i don't like reading. i want PICTURES." -my mother
today's quote of the day:
"you're at barnes & noble and i've been waiting for you for about 30 minutes! NOW GET ME THAT BOOK!" -my mother
and so the tale ends. i bought her "one hour orgasms" EEEK GROSS. the booksellers must have though i was a sex maniac closet dominatrix.
tell us some juicy stories. i could so use some spice in my life.
but hey i don't want you whining or telling us every little piece of shit you shoved in your mouth today. c'mon jazz it up. don't push it though.
just let it goooooo with the flowww...
don't be me with all my boring ramblings and my whiny shit.
thats why no one reads my lj.
yesterday's quote of the day:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME KAMA SUTRA?!?!?!??! i don't like reading. i want PICTURES." -my mother
today's quote of the day:
"you're at barnes & noble and i've been waiting for you for about 30 minutes! NOW GET ME THAT BOOK!" -my mother
and so the tale ends. i bought her "one hour orgasms" EEEK GROSS. the booksellers must have though i was a sex maniac closet dominatrix.