Comments | marie_sego: So, my dear Mr. Sarkozy,

marie_sego

So, my dear Mr. Sarkozy,

Mar 18, 2008 14:45

it looks like you're not too welcome abroad, are you ( Read more... )

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dominiquelechic March 21 2008, 14:04:44 UTC

I thought you only called me 'darling'

And people used to say Jacques embarrassed France with his perhaps slightly misguided public comments about foreign food, and the occasional inopportune episode of public nudity.

Perhaps we should collaborate again to make a second petition, this time calling, verbatim, for Nicolas's resignation? However, he's not one to listen to reason. What we need is a large tank with an even larger gun trained on the Elysee Palace to help him make his decision.

marie_sego March 22 2008, 01:08:53 UTC

I can't bring myself to call him sweetheart if that's any comfort to you.

That would be a coup d'Etat, sweetheart...

dominiquelechic March 24 2008, 03:20:37 UTC

Do you insult him and abuse him when I'm not around as well?

No, it would only be a coup d'etat if we forced him to resign. We're not going to force him. We'll just calmly wait outside with our tank while he makes his decision out of his own free will. What's wrong with that?

marie_sego March 24 2008, 11:10:03 UTC

He's the one who has the tanks...

dominiquelechic March 24 2008, 12:14:45 UTC

You need to start thinking outside the box, otherwise you'll never be President.

marie_sego March 24 2008, 12:22:17 UTC

I was going for the old-fashioned, "get elected to it" route

dominiquelechic March 24 2008, 13:03:27 UTC

Too slow.

marie_sego March 24 2008, 13:30:37 UTC

But in accordance with my strong ethics.

dominiquelechic March 24 2008, 13:32:03 UTC

And condemning France to five years of abuse and neglect from that bastard is ethical? Take a stand, Segolene! Fight the dictator!

marie_sego March 24 2008, 13:54:46 UTC

The little bastard is supported by 53% of them, so he's not a dictator...

dominiquelechic March 24 2008, 16:27:23 UTC

Not anymore. I doubt he can find even 53 people who like him.

marie_sego March 24 2008, 16:50:56 UTC

Yeah but if I use that as a reason it would mean that when I'm in power I'd be at the mercy of a change in public opinion and we can't have that can we?

dominiquelechic March 24 2008, 18:58:45 UTC

But you would know to guard your tanks properly.

marie_sego March 24 2008, 19:42:01 UTC

Well of course, I have a modicum of methodology, I did go to the ENA after all, unlike our little friend over there.

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