So, my dear Mr. Sarkozy,
it looks like you're not too welcome abroad, are you?
Did no one tell your charming wife that playing the guitar was no accepted social behaviour in the presence of foreign statesmen? What with your own social impairs, it's no wonder that her Majesty isn't too keen on seeing you in person. Didn't she also refrain from giving you a wedding present? Now that's a snub if I ever knew one...
Now if you add in the magistral humiliation you just got these last two Sundays for the municipal elections. Do tell me - don't you think you've outlasted your time as President? Distrusted at home, despised abroad... doesn't that give you a hint? If it doesn't, let me spell it out for you: it is time for your R-E-S-I-G-N-A-T-I-O-N, darling!
I'm sure you would be very happy in Mrs. Bruni's Parisian loft, listening to her singing to you all day long. Why encumber yourself with these representative duties you are so evidently incapable of carrying out?
A letter to the President of the Senate ought to do the trick, but do hurry up. if you wait until this autumn the senatorial elections will have taken place, and the electoral college now has a left-wing majority... if you want your interim president to be another UMP, you need to resign NOW.
Did no one tell your charming wife that playing the guitar was no accepted social behaviour in the presence of foreign statesmen? What with your own social impairs, it's no wonder that her Majesty isn't too keen on seeing you in person. Didn't she also refrain from giving you a wedding present? Now that's a snub if I ever knew one...
Now if you add in the magistral humiliation you just got these last two Sundays for the municipal elections. Do tell me - don't you think you've outlasted your time as President? Distrusted at home, despised abroad... doesn't that give you a hint? If it doesn't, let me spell it out for you: it is time for your R-E-S-I-G-N-A-T-I-O-N, darling!
I'm sure you would be very happy in Mrs. Bruni's Parisian loft, listening to her singing to you all day long. Why encumber yourself with these representative duties you are so evidently incapable of carrying out?
A letter to the President of the Senate ought to do the trick, but do hurry up. if you wait until this autumn the senatorial elections will have taken place, and the electoral college now has a left-wing majority... if you want your interim president to be another UMP, you need to resign NOW.