these red-eyed politics, these cocktail revisionists
So nostalgia yo face off! This entry goes out to Lauren and Allen Hall being not as cool as us (except for mr. p and a few selected others...)
We owned that damn cafeteria.
The reg will always have a place in my heart with his crown and his knight in shining armor costume and his casual thursdays and his frantic fixing of the soup lids and his milk changing expertise....where would we be without him?! Not eating dinner that's for sure. The day the reg decides to turn in his hat will be the day the world falls apart. God bless that man.
The firestarter...that twiztid firestarter...we call him this because HE ACTUALLY STARTED A FIRE outside of allen hall when the basketball team won stuff. This guy was pretty fucking brutal. One time he was riding his bike and eating cotton candy and Nik Alen and his friend ran up and crowded his style like 'cotton caaaaandy! gimme some gimme some!' and the firestarter got fucking pissed and like growled at them like 'get the fuck away from me!' and they were like 'whoaaa man um sorry.' He definitely saved the fire for making smores in front of the dorm that one time though (in our minds).
Who could forget straddleback and smiley. That fatty hemp all over the place and smiles all around.
Tre you were DJ TRE PARANOIAAAAAA before you became Mr P...I don't think you ever thought it was funny when we did that thing with the techno beat though.
Frazzy-haired jewgirl was a big pervert.
and The Cuz looking at laurens boobs at the gym...
and buttaface oh man...yeah that was kind of mean but come on...
The pretentious dick AHAHA when he came over and introduced himself out of nowhere, and we gave eachother a high five when he left.
oh and don't cross paths with the bassist or the lead guitarist. The drummer is a cunt too. Get them outta herrre!
That fire alarm at 6 in the morning all we could do was run around trying to find all the characters. the firestarter definitely started that fire too. he was hiding in the parking garage. oh and jazzmatazz was all decked out in her designer pajamas and sneakers.
Busey late night was a good reason to live, as was sex and the city, and getting that stupid candyland game, and running in urbana (the like two times we actually did), and smoking that ridiculously fast burning strawberry joint on 4/20 by that lake like it was a fucking relay race or something.
AND
Coming back from that lame drug class to lauren mistaking me for an asian...
Getting pumped for Reeses Puffs...
Definitely missing the barbaric lobster fest (thank god)....they're coming....
Putting a picture of Salad Fingers up on that board titled "What is beautiful?"...
"Come in quietly. The lotion is on the bed."
Sitting at the end of the hall and eating those chips that random dude gave us and talking about bad hookups...
When that dude spilled that cup of peas (cup of peas??!) "Can you clean that peeeeassss?" oooohhhh!!...
When that ska band played in the cafeteria during freshman week "Dude they had a BAND in the CAFETERIA! I'm sooo going to the U of I!"...
Suck a dick you prolife shithead!...
Starting 'we are we are the youth of the nation!' and 'jesus christ! died for our sins!' chants in place of the 'ILL! INI!' everyone was chanting when the basketball team won...
That one coffee house thing with all of the weird food...
Pretending i live on Lauren's floor when they would decorate stuff and have food social events...
That time Lauren had papa roach in her room was pretty sick though. They crawl in through the shower vents?
That semester was one of the best 5 months of my life and i'll always remember how genuinely happy i was (!!!)
We owned that damn cafeteria.
The reg will always have a place in my heart with his crown and his knight in shining armor costume and his casual thursdays and his frantic fixing of the soup lids and his milk changing expertise....where would we be without him?! Not eating dinner that's for sure. The day the reg decides to turn in his hat will be the day the world falls apart. God bless that man.
The firestarter...that twiztid firestarter...we call him this because HE ACTUALLY STARTED A FIRE outside of allen hall when the basketball team won stuff. This guy was pretty fucking brutal. One time he was riding his bike and eating cotton candy and Nik Alen and his friend ran up and crowded his style like 'cotton caaaaandy! gimme some gimme some!' and the firestarter got fucking pissed and like growled at them like 'get the fuck away from me!' and they were like 'whoaaa man um sorry.' He definitely saved the fire for making smores in front of the dorm that one time though (in our minds).
Who could forget straddleback and smiley. That fatty hemp all over the place and smiles all around.
Tre you were DJ TRE PARANOIAAAAAA before you became Mr P...I don't think you ever thought it was funny when we did that thing with the techno beat though.
Frazzy-haired jewgirl was a big pervert.
and The Cuz looking at laurens boobs at the gym...
and buttaface oh man...yeah that was kind of mean but come on...
The pretentious dick AHAHA when he came over and introduced himself out of nowhere, and we gave eachother a high five when he left.
oh and don't cross paths with the bassist or the lead guitarist. The drummer is a cunt too. Get them outta herrre!
That fire alarm at 6 in the morning all we could do was run around trying to find all the characters. the firestarter definitely started that fire too. he was hiding in the parking garage. oh and jazzmatazz was all decked out in her designer pajamas and sneakers.
Busey late night was a good reason to live, as was sex and the city, and getting that stupid candyland game, and running in urbana (the like two times we actually did), and smoking that ridiculously fast burning strawberry joint on 4/20 by that lake like it was a fucking relay race or something.
AND
Coming back from that lame drug class to lauren mistaking me for an asian...
Getting pumped for Reeses Puffs...
Definitely missing the barbaric lobster fest (thank god)....they're coming....
Putting a picture of Salad Fingers up on that board titled "What is beautiful?"...
"Come in quietly. The lotion is on the bed."
Sitting at the end of the hall and eating those chips that random dude gave us and talking about bad hookups...
When that dude spilled that cup of peas (cup of peas??!) "Can you clean that peeeeassss?" oooohhhh!!...
When that ska band played in the cafeteria during freshman week "Dude they had a BAND in the CAFETERIA! I'm sooo going to the U of I!"...
Suck a dick you prolife shithead!...
Starting 'we are we are the youth of the nation!' and 'jesus christ! died for our sins!' chants in place of the 'ILL! INI!' everyone was chanting when the basketball team won...
That one coffee house thing with all of the weird food...
Pretending i live on Lauren's floor when they would decorate stuff and have food social events...
That time Lauren had papa roach in her room was pretty sick though. They crawl in through the shower vents?
That semester was one of the best 5 months of my life and i'll always remember how genuinely happy i was (!!!)