if i had the chance id kill it id pick it up and take it and shake it and kiss it to death
working 2-8 at insomnia is pretty sweet, so sweet that im writing an lj entry about it on this shitty keyboard...
-That couple that always buys the multiple quarts of tasti every week came in and officially crowned me blendmasterofallworlds. They bought 6 pints...then the lady is like oh ill just try a small of banana crunch and after i whipped that up in a matter of seconds she's like "this is the best i've ever had" and gives her husband the nod, and he's like "we'll take a quart of that too." Keep in mind though that they were all like yeah we went to new york and had tasti dlite everyday (which made me picture them going to new york solely for the purpose of tasti dlite AND NOTHING MORE, and i laughed), but this means that my custom blend outweighed the new york blenders who have been going strong SINCE 1987 and that I am definitely cool. PS. if this becomes a forum for who is the best employee at insomnia i'm going to gouge out your eyes, charlie...
-This super creepy dude with came in today. He talked like michael jackson and was fat. He asked me to warm up a cookie, and then after paying for it he ate the cookie and drank his milk right in front of me (like standing behind the computer) for like ten minutes, licking his fingers and shit. What would you do in this situation hmmm?
-This girl that stares at me through the window before and after she comes in paid me a visit today. She's always really nervous looking, and she freaks if you give her "too much" tasti (who woulda thought?!) and when i hand her the tasti she frantically eats it (like bites into it without a spoon). She totally got brain freeze today though, and I thought she was going to fall over.
-I was listening to an old mix cd I made my sophmore year when some customers came in and that HIM song definitely came on. If I was them I would've made fun of me.
Other than that this weekend was great and
Chicago will always have my heart.
-That couple that always buys the multiple quarts of tasti every week came in and officially crowned me blendmasterofallworlds. They bought 6 pints...then the lady is like oh ill just try a small of banana crunch and after i whipped that up in a matter of seconds she's like "this is the best i've ever had" and gives her husband the nod, and he's like "we'll take a quart of that too." Keep in mind though that they were all like yeah we went to new york and had tasti dlite everyday (which made me picture them going to new york solely for the purpose of tasti dlite AND NOTHING MORE, and i laughed), but this means that my custom blend outweighed the new york blenders who have been going strong SINCE 1987 and that I am definitely cool. PS. if this becomes a forum for who is the best employee at insomnia i'm going to gouge out your eyes, charlie...
-This super creepy dude with came in today. He talked like michael jackson and was fat. He asked me to warm up a cookie, and then after paying for it he ate the cookie and drank his milk right in front of me (like standing behind the computer) for like ten minutes, licking his fingers and shit. What would you do in this situation hmmm?
-This girl that stares at me through the window before and after she comes in paid me a visit today. She's always really nervous looking, and she freaks if you give her "too much" tasti (who woulda thought?!) and when i hand her the tasti she frantically eats it (like bites into it without a spoon). She totally got brain freeze today though, and I thought she was going to fall over.
-I was listening to an old mix cd I made my sophmore year when some customers came in and that HIM song definitely came on. If I was them I would've made fun of me.
Other than that this weekend was great and
Chicago will always have my heart.