She's an Angelino, yanno: In fact, I think I might have an underdeveloped talent for broadcasting, and someone should let me give a radio traffic report, at least once...
My version:
"Some dumbaii on the 405 was talking on his cellphone and hit the car in front of him. Traffic is backed up for six miles through the Pass and I suggest you honk and flip off the guy who created this mess as you drive by. Also, I will have an intern from the radio station out at the crash site handing out 'Hang Up And Drive' bumper stickers... be sure to slap one on the offending vehicle!"
Hmmm.. I need an "OMGFUNNY!" userpic.