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1. Out of your friends, which one has the coolest dad?
Coolest dad... coolest dad... Nicki! Mr. Edwards is hilariously amazing. And I love Caroline's dad too. Dads are neat.
2. What body part do you hate?
Mine or in general? I think the xiphoid process is completely unnecessary.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
The religion teacher from Viz. I don't remember his name. By far, the hottest teacher. He was probably 24 at the time.
4. Have you ever made out in a basement?
Yes. In St. Louis, everyone has basements. I made out with a few boys, especially at Amara Rockar's Halloween party.
5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Top to bottom is the answer. Must keep everything clean. So my hairy head first.
6. Do you have any piercings?
Way fewer than before.
7. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes.
8. Is your driveway steep?
Um... no? Louisiana isn't very steep at all.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
I can't eat Pringles! I hate you.
10. Have you ever been tied up?
As a child by my cousin David. Meany.
11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
Getting B's and not making my bed.
12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No. That's slutty.
13. How many times have you been cursed at?
Not many. I'm nice.
14. Which shoe do you put on first?
The closest one.
15. How old are you?
87
16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Probably. I dunno.
17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
Not by my account.
18. Is there one thing all of the times you have been in love have had in common?
Hmm... lack of commitment from the other side. And a need to be committed.
19. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
See above. I only lived in St. Louis (with basements) until I was 13. So yes.
20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
What the hell is a snipe-hunt? No.
21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Thanks to modern medicine... NO ONE!
22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
Fuck you, man. That's mean. I think atleast 5 between 2 people.
23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel ever again, which would you choose?
Gross. I guess sheets because they wouldn't mold. And I would buy new ones all the time.
24. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Questionable? Please be more specific. And I don't go snooping.
25. What was your childhood nickname?
Maggot, Margy-moo
26. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I'm doing it right now.
27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
Not really.
28. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
errrr... changed my entire outfit?
30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
I can't eat those either! You're so mean.
31. Name something you do when your same sex friends aren't around?
Zoe is a same-sex friend and she's always around. She's always under my feet.
32. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I can't drink. And that's okay. I would rather eat Oreos.
33. Why are you doing this survey?
I have no idea.
34. What was the best year of your life?
Um... hmm. I think it's yet to come.
35. Any strange phobias?
Toilets flushing in the dark (shut up), the dark in general (that's how the ghosts hang out), and crazy people.
36. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Probably, but I've never had to have anything removed. I was a pretty smart child.
37. When was the last time you threw up?
Hmm... It's been a very very long time.
38. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
No. That's stupid.
39. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
Caught? Anyone who wakes me up from my precious little sleep has got it coming.
40. Have you ever played naked Twister?
No. Slutty.
41. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
I vaguely remember having some beers at Emily's and then going to class. Sophomore year was exciting.