Day 6 - Your Least Favourite Episode: 1.03
Okay, firstly I'd like to assure everyone that I do in fact accept series 2 and 3 as canon. Really. Now. I didn't have to think long and hard about this one, I've know what my least favourite episode for a long time. The writing in this episode. It is fucking atrocious. Okay that was harsh but, in a nicer way, I do not enjoy Julie Rutterford's writing. I love the slap/punch thing, it's fierce and everything, but anything that comes before the "So I'm not a hooker. But if I was, you know what, Gene? [I love the way she says Gene!] You could never, ever afford me." makes me angry just thinking about it. Literally, I get angry. The whole thing is just an awfully-written fucking "Prostitutes Are Just Like Everyone Else 101" class. (I'm watching In Bruges, hence why I am swearing more than usual.) I don't need a class in that, I already know it. Also annoying: "Don't you ever get brain-ache?" I don't know why that annoys me. But it does. Also, also, "You know they say a big cigar makes up for a less than impressive manhood?" UGH, OH GOD, please stop. Hmm, I think I've alienated enough people maybe? I'll shut up now.
Except no, because there are nice things in it too. Mostly when there's no dialogue. Heh. That whole "Last few seconds on Earth, Gene. What would you do?" scene is obvs awesome. Thatcherite wanker gets lucky, yay! Hungover Alex! ♥ Costume party awesomeness! And I actually do also love the Alex & Gene fight about her wild night of sex and Alex's childish "This is all your fault anyway!" reaction. And gnomes! :)
So yeah, I still made a picspam because good bits, this episode has them. :)
Ashes to Ashes 30 Day Meme Day 01 - Your favourite episode+ Day 02 - Your favourite series + Day 03 - Your favourite quote + Day 04 - Your favourite song + Day 05 - Whatever takes your fancy + Day 06 - Least favourite episode +Day 07 - A scene that made you cry
Day 08 - A scene that made you smile
Day 09 - Favourite fanfic/icon
Day 10 - Your favourite cast member
Day 11 - Your favourite cast photo
Day 12 - Your favourite promo picture
Day 13 - Your favourite Ashes Tumblr
Day 14 - Your OTP
Day 15 - Your favourite OTP scene
Day 16 - Whatever takes your fancy
Day 17 - Your favourite theory
Day 18 - Your favourite character
Day 19 - Your favourite Gene moment
Day 20 - Your favourite Alex moment
Day 21 - Your favourite Ray moment
Day 22 - Your favourite Chris moment
Day 23 - Your favourite Shaz moment
Day 24 - The scene you found the funniest
Day 25 - Whatever takes your fancy
Day 26 - Your favourite weekly storyline
Day 27 - Most WTF moment
Day 28 - Favourite series finale
Day 29 - Favourite quattro scene
Day 30 - Favourite pub scene