Still Pregnant but, with new approach...
Nope, he's not allowed out. He must stay in there... I know where he is, I almost know what he's doing most of the time and I can't lose him in there. Yup, sorry little bubby, even if you want out, I'm crossing my legs.
I'm really starting to enjoy the evil grins and smirks behinds my back of other ladies that have been in my shoes.. sure it use to bug me but now, I'm taking some insane pleasure in it.
I'm laughing at my tummy when I feel those insane BH contractions. I literally laugh and think 'ya right, don't believe you'. Like 5 - 10 sec contractions all in 30 minutes could possibly be real.... LMAO Try harder!!!
People keep calling almost every couple of days despite how much I have promised to call them when the times comes... I now simply answer the phone with " still pregnant, nope, not in labour, how is your day going?"
I'm ready and prepped with everything I need... I've even tried out and demo'ed the breast pump for myself and Jason.
Seriously, I give up therefore, I'm keeping him in and he's not allowed out. He's been grounded to his Womb!
I'm really starting to enjoy the evil grins and smirks behinds my back of other ladies that have been in my shoes.. sure it use to bug me but now, I'm taking some insane pleasure in it.
I'm laughing at my tummy when I feel those insane BH contractions. I literally laugh and think 'ya right, don't believe you'. Like 5 - 10 sec contractions all in 30 minutes could possibly be real.... LMAO Try harder!!!
People keep calling almost every couple of days despite how much I have promised to call them when the times comes... I now simply answer the phone with " still pregnant, nope, not in labour, how is your day going?"
I'm ready and prepped with everything I need... I've even tried out and demo'ed the breast pump for myself and Jason.
Seriously, I give up therefore, I'm keeping him in and he's not allowed out. He's been grounded to his Womb!