As we were leaving the park this morning,
thelesters turned around their car around to get a turtle safely off the road. The following conversation ensued:
Yael: What's Jasper's mommy doing?
Me: She's taking a turtle off the road so it doesn't get run over.
Yael: Why the turtle on the road?
Me: It was going across the road.
Yael: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Me: To get to the other side, of course.
I had to do it. Really. I swear. It's not my fault.