pirate jokes and your German phrase for today...
ARRGH!! Let's throw these jokes overboard!!
Q: Why did the pirate only pierce one ear?
A: Because it cost a buck-an-ear!
Q: Why did the pirate bury his treasure in the sand?
A: To be shore of finding it!
Q: What color do pirates hate?
A: Maroon.
Q: What happened to the pirate with a lame sense of humor?
A: He had to walk the prank.
Anybody have fond memories of Frau Stevenson? "Ich slage meine kinder!" sounds familiar...
We recently got overstock of calendars from the three Borders Express' that have closed, so they're now marked down to a dollar. So, I bought a German language lovers calendar. Here's your phrase for today:
German: "Ich fahre uber das Wochenende weg."
English: I am leaving for the weekend.
Q: Why did the pirate only pierce one ear?
A: Because it cost a buck-an-ear!
Q: Why did the pirate bury his treasure in the sand?
A: To be shore of finding it!
Q: What color do pirates hate?
A: Maroon.
Q: What happened to the pirate with a lame sense of humor?
A: He had to walk the prank.
Anybody have fond memories of Frau Stevenson? "Ich slage meine kinder!" sounds familiar...
We recently got overstock of calendars from the three Borders Express' that have closed, so they're now marked down to a dollar. So, I bought a German language lovers calendar. Here's your phrase for today:
German: "Ich fahre uber das Wochenende weg."
English: I am leaving for the weekend.