Rosewater Legacy 6.1
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Warning: 100+ images, nudity, cursing.
And so we return to the Rosewater family with its normal five bajillion kids.
As a recap: Famine and Astrid are old. Both Hyena and Fat Charlie are heirs; Fat Charlie is married to Robin, and Hyena is engaged to Jim who died and who Famine brought back to life. Hyena had a girl, Minerva, with Jim, and then had twin girls, Ginny and Hermione, with Vanessa Feldman. Robin, meanwhile, had a boy, Neville, with Fat Charlie. Oh, and then there were the cats--Pride was retarded and got taken away by the popos so I left her at the pound and re-got the others and Clotho grew up awesome! The end!
Anyway--looks like, uh, my two bring-inables really really like each other. Three bolts? Really?!
Fat Charlie: Grrr, I hate that h0r so much why does she always have so many babies I should be the one having all the babies GRRRR
Jim: YOU'RE REALLY HOT :D
Hyena, despite being a romance sim, constantly rolls the wants to teach ALL the kids things, so...potty-training face!
Annnnyway. Not wanting Robin and Jim to develop a romance with each other, I changed Jim's turn ons to perfectly complement Hyena -- Brown Hair with Glasses (her facial jewelry is in the Glasses area) and his turn off Red Hair.
He maintained his three bolts with Robin and lost all the bolts he had with Hyena. WTF Eaxis?
Anyway, this pissed me off, so, uh, Jim broke up with Hyena so I could kick him out of the house!
Aw, shit :( Minerva, I'm sorry, I forgot they were your Mommy and Daddy :(
Honey, I'm sorry. It's just your mom is kind of a whore and I always think your and your sisters' fathers aren't on the lot :(
Jim even got understandably upset since he and Hyena had a high relationship. But oh well, drama is coo'.
Well, that was a fast getting-over-it.
Except I always forget that Hyena has 0 nice points. And that she gets pissed off easily. >_>
Laura: WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THERE FIGHTING GOING ON THIS IS LAME
Hyena: HA TAKE THAT YOU ASSHOLE THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING UP WITH ME
Fat Charlie promptly rolled this want. Uh. Right. You and your sister have had a feud since day one, I'm sure that's going to do wonders. >_> Though it's nice that you want to apologize now that she's having a hard time???? So, good effort!
It's three generations of the Rosewater Cats, together!
Poor Minerva is so used to all the adults just wandering around in their underwear. :|
Fat Charlie: Look, I know I hate you, and I know we're always fighting, and I know I really want you to DIE BUT FORGIVE ME A'RIGHT
Hyena: Ffffffuuuuuck you.
Minerva: ...Uncle Charlie didn't think that would actually work, did he?
Minerva is always rolling the wants to gain skills, so I have the resident knowledge sim handle it.
Fat Charlie, for some reason, was five days older than Robin and like, seven older than Hyena, so...I made him the same age as the others.
Hyena brought this fug home from work!
PedoFug: Hot MILF -and- hot daughter. Do I sense future threesom--
PedoFug: GOTTA STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT
Well, at least he got it on with the MILF?
Aw, it's a grown up Ginny!
Not as cute as her half-sister.
Hermione grew up a bit late, as you can see.
FLYING BABBY -- FLY BABBY FLY
Annnd we have a Hermione!
Meh, also not as good as your half-sister!
Hermione is exceptionally coddled, though.
Hyena: Say MOMMY
Hermione: ONE of my mommies!
Way to scar your son for life there, Fat Charlie.
And now we begin the epic night of ghosts. Let's keep count -- one number will be ghost scares and the other will be Minerva scares.
Ghost Scare: 1
Minerva Scare: 1
Ghost Scare: 2
Minerva Scare: 2
Ghost Scare: 3
Minerva Scare: 2
Ghost Scare: 4
Minerva Scare: 3
Ghost Scare: 5
Minerva Scare: 3
Okay, so, Ginny is growing on me.
CLOTHO STOP THAT JESUS
Fat Charlie: Doodedoo potty training...
Fat Charlie: Sooooo boooooored
Ghost Scare: 6
Minerva Scare: 4
Fat Charlie: I AM SOOOO BOOOOORED!
Ghost Scare: 7
Minerva Scare: 4
And because I realized I couldn't stand having 3 toddlers for 24 hours, I aged up Neville!
His mother and aunt are ~shocked~
Minerva: My siiiiister is in the waaaaay...
Minerva: ...of me tooooorturing my otheerrr sissssteeerr!
I had never seen my sims do this autonomously! (Or at all, for that matter)
Oh god, Hermione is going to kill Minerva.
Anyway, Neville post make-over. He's pretty cute.
Famine, bb, never die <3
Let's see how Famine comes to the phone!
Famine: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
Famine: OH NO THE BOAT IS DOWN SWIM FOR SHORE
Famine: blub blub--wait did you say I had a phone call?
I got some good genes going on this generation, I do say.
Anyway, Famine, because he's a kickass grandpa, went on an outing downtown and continues to show how he's made of win.
Hyena would probably make an excuse but...go ahead, move the piano.
Oh. Well. Crap.
Fat Charlie: OH GOD I AM A FAILURE AT LIFE
Fat Charlie: I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS MY WHORE OF A SISTER HAS MORE KIDS THAN ME AAAAAHHH
Hyena has some moves, I guess, because they had literally just gotten out of the car.
Woo! Go Hermione! (Notice how no one teaches Ginny anything).
Clotho's portrait is finished!
Yes. Hyena did sleep with him.
Uh, what?
Oh, well, looks like Hyena's lover got eaten.
Hyena: GOD DAMNIT HE WAS REALLY GOOD IN BED OKAY >:(
Annnd then my pool started glitching.
Either that, or Robin became Jesus.
Fat Charlie: HOW DARE YOU PLAY PINBALL I HATE YOU
Ghost Scare: 8
Minerva Scare: 5
This was taken after a booty call Hannah had with Hyena because...sigh, Hyena had bells with her :| So I need her for the family tree!
Ginny is growin' up!
Not bad, actually!
So the other twin grows up too (notably, all alone for being the only one taught anything)
Meh.
I gave Hermione suitably bushy hair for her namesake.
She's already started drinking.
Ghost Scare: 9
Minerva Scare: 5
Ginny's makeover.
Hyena's heir portrait finally got done!
I WANT FAMINE TO LIVE FOREVER :(
I have to admit, Neville is starting to grow on me. He's just adorably sweet in comparison to all the girls. (I'll post their stats at the end of the update.)
Accept the job!
Bah, we can handle 350.
I actually just took this so it could be the teaser pick only then I decided against it.
Because the fact that Astrid is horribly confused playing chess against herself is win.
God, why are these two such a cute old couple <3
Famine: Congratulations on being poor! :D
Astrid: I've really been married for 50 years to this idiot?
(note, they're standing on water.)
Famine: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He...was sitting at the computer and randomly started cackling for no reason o_o
And then Feline got home from work and died :(
Maid: lol hi death i need to clean up the newspaper move plox
Aw, Clotho :(
I never realized Death dangled a catnip mouse for the cats XD
My founding kitties--you made awesome kittens <3
RIP Cat and Feline.
And that's where we'll end, except for the kids stats. In order of age:
Minerva Rosewater
Neat: 7
Shy: 2
Active: 9
Playful: 7
Grouchy: 1
Neville Rosewater
Sloppy: 1
Outgoing: 8
Active: 8
Playful: 10
Nice: 7
Ginny Rosewater
Neat: 9
Outgoing: 9
Lazy: 4
Serious: 2
Grouchy: 1
Hermione Rosewater
Sloppy: 4
Outgoing: 9
Active: 9
Playful: 10
Grouchy: 1
So see? Neville really is the only nice one, and he's the only boy!