YEAH FINALLY.
I've had these pictures for forever. I'm just lazy. This is only three-quarters of generation 2. I have like...30 more to go with this, but, uh
Granny dresses fit Laura. D:
Laura's humble abode for all of ten seconds, because...
Adrian moves in!
Adrian Rosewater, nee Monif
LeoPopularity
LTW: Become Captain HeroTurn Ons: Fatness, Bathing Suits
Turn Off: Gray Hair
Sloppy/Neat: 4
Shy/Outgoing: 10
Lazy/Active:4
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 3
And this is why Laura's humble abode is only humbe for like, ten minutes. Adrian, i love you :*
Adrian, post-makeover. Rawr! :q
Good, I want my gen 2 heirs, damnit.
ASS GRAB
You two are liars :|
Here's the updated house, built using Adrian's moola.
Laura needs to start getting fat to turn her man on, so I make her eat a lot.
And Adrian gets his ass fit because if his wife is making herself fat for him, he's getting himself fit for her.
HAHAHA HELLO GENERATION 2
These two are like -rabbits-.
Laura does this constantly and autonomously.
HI I R PREGNANT
I just think they're cute when they're sleeping together.
So it's time for Laura to paint her heir portrait (which I later lose 'cause I'm dumb)
POP. you gettin' fat, honey.
Oh, right. So I realized that the baby was going to be born out of wedlock, so I decided to throw a wedding. I could only invite 2 people.
That looks uncomfortable.
And this equals the true epitome of romance. >_> Nice wedding dress, Laura. You look hot.
(I should also note that I %*#((%ed up and made Adrian initiate the wedding, and so then everyone's name became Monif, so I had to switch that up in SimsPE)
I DO, SUH , I WILL BE THE HEIR SPOUSE THAT INITIATES THIS LEGACY
Aw, they's be cute.
Laura, dancing isn't probably a good idea for a very pregnant Sim.
Adrian went on their honeymoon alone, 'cause of course Laura was too pregnant to go and get smexins.
I'M SORRY I THINK ADRIAN IS SEXY D:
OH WOW DID YOU KNOW THAT BABIES COME FROM WOOHOO :O
why are you dreaming about a fug when you have a husband who's teh sex
BABY TIMEZ
And (our naming theme for this generation comes from the Neil Gaiman novel American Gods) we have a boy, Shadow, with Laura's skintone, Laura's eyes, and Adrian's hair. Get used to that. All other chilluns get it too.
This is a nice shot of Laura's breasts for everyone.
Adrian why are you looking malicious D:
Aw, autonomous baby interaction :D
Laura is a good mommy :)
This is one of the Count's friends. Whenever Adrian invited the count, the Count brought this guy. He literally just stood in the nursery the whole time playing with Shadow. D:
In the interim, Adrian and the Count sat on the couch and...chatted.
Or the count would stare at Laura's fine fat ass.
Adrian is a good daddy :D (WHY DO I HAVE GOOD SIM PARENTS)
BAEBEE NUMBAH 2 BE ON ZE WAY
Laura lures her husband into standing still for a portrait by putting on her bathing suit.
Time for Shadow to grow up!
CONFETTI! BABY SHADOW :D I wish I had Open for Business (or, well, I wish it would play on my computer without slowing me down) so I could change Toddler hair.
Shadow learns everything fast.
And he loves being read to.
OMFG CUTE
I love Shadow :(
BABEH TIMEZ
Poluchunaya Rosewater, same coloring as her brother.
I was going to stop here. But you may have caught my earlier "Every other child," indicating there are more.
These two act like three-bolters.
I mean it. Seriously.
Shadow, upon becoming a child, is immediately scarred for life by his father.
Polu grows up!
HI POLU :D WELCOME TO TODDLERHOOD
And the family o'four.
Laura gets a more mom-ish makeover, and she becomes a MILF in my opinion.
A MILF that argues a lot with O'Keefe lady.
Polu grows up into a child. (I'M SORRY I DON'T TAKE MANY PICTURES)
I hear that when it rains...
...GHOSTS COME OUT TO KILL YOU >:D
BANG BANG (this is all they ever do.)
Laura's work outfit is the sexiest one ever*
*not.
THIS CHAIR IS IN THE WAY OF ME PUTTING MY HOMEWORK DOWN D:
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CHAIR IN THE WAY OF ME PUTTING MY HOMEWORK D:
GAH I HATE THAT CHAIR SO MUCH DX
improper hair color nanny, ahoy!
gj kidz
Shadow autonomously does this. I love him :D
What a rousing party!
And then, this happened. And I heard tinkling of bells.
FUCK YOU TWO >:|