Watching everybody and their cousin sign up for kink_bingo made me want to play, too. I've read things so perverted they'd make the devil blush, so I might as well make use of all that crazy, filthy, dirty porn locked away in my head. Dust off a few tropes and treasures of the Usenet era and polish them until they shine like kinky little jewels, hopefully.

I'm not going to say how I stumbled across the Daria porn comics. Suffice it to say that I think I've suffered quite enough for my mistake. And you know the worst part of it is that I loved Daria so much I can hear the character's voices in my head, and now they're saying dirty!bad!wrong things about sex and I'm just completely mentally scarred

I can traumatize someone I know because he has exactly the same name as one of the characters, and I like to say things like, "Oh, did you know that you and Rodney McKay did the horizontal mambo in outer space? You don't believe me? Look at this story, it totally says you did. It's in writing, must be true."