Peripheral by
soraya2004 (NC-17)
Hands down my favorite read of the week, and I laughted so hard at this line: After the incident in the mess hall, where Ronon had caused the equivalent of a twenty car pile up by shouting: "Hey, does anyone want to show me how to toss a salad later?" John realized that he needed to be on his guard at all times.
The whole story is amazing, really - the humor, the way Sex!God Rodney and Prude!John play off one another is simply wonderful, and the sex is exceptionally lush.