More of these, 'cause it's fun, now Haro-themed

Jun 30, 2009 13:11

'cause jukebox_hero started it =D



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lockon's Haro!
  1. It's bad luck to whistle near Lockon's Haro.
  2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Lockon's Haro.
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Lockon's Haro is near.
  4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Lockon's Haro.
  5. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Lockon's Haro.
  6. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Lockon's Haro would protect them from evil spirits!
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Lockon's Haro its 'Man of the Year'!
  8. If you break Lockon's Haro, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  9. Lockon's Haro never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  10. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Lockon's Haro at least three times a week.

Yes, the sun is made of Lockon's Haro!!! =D And Lockon's Haro is 'man of the year' =3 Oooh, I gotta look for where 3 seagulls fly overhead then... and I hope I don't break my Haro.. don't want 7 years of bad luck..



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Orange Haro!
  1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Orange Haro, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
  2. Grapes explode if you put them inside Orange Haro.
  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Orange Haro.
  4. Orange Haro can live for up to a week without a head.
  5. Orange Haro is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Orange Haro.
  7. US gold coins used to say 'In Orange Haro we trust'.
  8. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Orange Haro orbiting the Earth!
  9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Orange Haro on New Year's Day!
  10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Orange Haro had to pay a special Orange Haro tax.

What? I wanna go to Bhutan to see that XD and "Orange Haro Tax" XD



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evil Haro!
  1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Evil Haro!
  2. Scientists have discovered that Evil Haro can smell the presence of autism in children!
  3. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Evil Haro!
  4. Evil Haro can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  5. Snow White's coffin was made of Evil Haro!
  6. Americans discard enough Evil Haro to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  7. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Evil Haro!
  8. Evil Haro is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  9. Antarctica is the only continent without Evil Haro.
  10. Evil Haro is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

Lol, I'm not keeping a goldfish in the dark then... I wouldn't be surprised if Evil Haro survives, 'cause it survived a lot of things XD

haro, meme

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