[Non-Challenge] F*ck or Die
Title: F*ck or Die
Author: Icka! M. Chif
Word Count: 552
Rating: Teen
Warnings: For discussion on various forms of torture. And some swearing.
Author Notes: Around Christmas, Sekitx2 posted images of the new calendars for Bleach, Prince of Tennis and Detective Conan. Heiji's wearing a pink polo shirt on the May/June image that the comment was quickly made is NOT his colour and looks like it came out of Saguru's closet.
Which then brought up the question of why was Heiji wearing Saguru's clothing. We swore to fic it and call it 'HaHa', short for 'Hattori/Hakuba' or vice versa. Sadly, they decided they were not going to co-operate in any shape or form, and this was the result.
Summary: "Death, please."
( "Y’said the choice was ‘f*ck or death’." )
Bonus points to whomever fics the crack 'Saguru in a Stripper Cake' scenario going on in the comments. XD
Author: Icka! M. Chif
Word Count: 552
Rating: Teen
Warnings: For discussion on various forms of torture. And some swearing.
Author Notes: Around Christmas, Sekitx2 posted images of the new calendars for Bleach, Prince of Tennis and Detective Conan. Heiji's wearing a pink polo shirt on the May/June image that the comment was quickly made is NOT his colour and looks like it came out of Saguru's closet.
Which then brought up the question of why was Heiji wearing Saguru's clothing. We swore to fic it and call it 'HaHa', short for 'Hattori/Hakuba' or vice versa. Sadly, they decided they were not going to co-operate in any shape or form, and this was the result.
Summary: "Death, please."
( "Y’said the choice was ‘f*ck or death’." )
Bonus points to whomever fics the crack 'Saguru in a Stripper Cake' scenario going on in the comments. XD