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Jodie Foster is a lesbian?! Apparently, I am 6 months behind in the news.
She was one of my first movie loves, with her beautiful blue eyes accompanied by the sounds of Buffalo Bill hacking someone's skin off in the background.
And I had a major crush on her in Contact. There was a single frame where you could see some areola when she was sluttin' it up with Matthew McConaughey, who I proceeded to hate for stealing my woman for years to come. Suck it, U-571.
I'll delesbianify her, I swear.
She was one of my first movie loves, with her beautiful blue eyes accompanied by the sounds of Buffalo Bill hacking someone's skin off in the background.
And I had a major crush on her in Contact. There was a single frame where you could see some areola when she was sluttin' it up with Matthew McConaughey, who I proceeded to hate for stealing my woman for years to come. Suck it, U-571.
I'll delesbianify her, I swear.