Attention, attention! Or not. Whatever.
Um, ok.
I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort ( Read more... )
I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort ( Read more... )
What Is Your Name?: Adamanta Chubb Took
What Is Your Quest? Does everyone have one? I don't rightly know, but I imagine you could call my hope that the Tooks are well thought of and always tidy a personal quest.
What Is Your Favorite Color?Lime Green
Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Well, quite frankly I wasn't aiming for them, as I'd never ever try to shoot the Lady, since I think she does wonderful work for everyone.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: If you don't want him handling your livestock, why, I think you ought to tell him nicely, and I bet he'd stop, because he seems like such a nice young man.
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Carefully, I'd imagine.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: The ones that light up from Burger King.
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: I don't like to stick out.
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: Why, of course, unless you invite them, that is! It's your stash.
Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: some nice Elven maiden, I imagine
herpes: that Greek God with the little wings on his booties.
Erendis: what the teacher says when you write down a wrong answer
castration: Sackville-Bagginses
Goldberry: that water thingie
leopard print: don't leave ink where leopards can walk in it
screwing horses: a time when all the light bulb jokes have been told
everyone will suffer: I hope not for very long
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!: I shoot every one of them dead with my precision sharp shooting.
Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.
What do you think about me?: You look like a very nice young man. And I know you're not a young man, but I still think you must be very nice.
If Glorfie Stardust walked into a room and played guitar, what would you do?: I'd knit blankets for all his little babies.
What if Celeborn killed you for the above scenario?: I'd say he could have just told me he didn't like the colour and I would have chosen a different yarn.
Describe Namo: He seems like a very nice young man, but it's a pity he doesn't show his eyes more often.
Tell me a story: Well, all the Tooks are said to have special magical abilities so MESPT-TV tried to shoot a documentary about it. But the camera jammed up. And they didn't shoot it. Which is just as well, I suppose.
Thanks so much for your time, Lord Manwe. Have a nice day. *curtseys*
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