Attention, attention! Or not. Whatever.
Um, ok.
I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort.
So, I decided one can not have too many Maias.
For you pathetic bastards who may die, this will probably interest you. Fill out the following application, answer all questions honestly and kiss my ass as much as possible. Deadline is, uh, Sunday because I'm impatient.
Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?:
What Is Your Quest?
What Is Your Favorite Color?
Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?:
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.:
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?:
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?:
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?:
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?:
Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia:
herpes:
Erendis:
castration:
Goldberry:
leopard print:
screwing horses:
everyone will suffer:
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!:
Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.
What do you think about me?:
If Glorfie Stardust walked into a room and played guitar, what would you do?:
What if Celeborn killed you for the above scenario?:
Describe Namo:
Tell me a story:
Thank you :D
I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort.
So, I decided one can not have too many Maias.
For you pathetic bastards who may die, this will probably interest you. Fill out the following application, answer all questions honestly and kiss my ass as much as possible. Deadline is, uh, Sunday because I'm impatient.
Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?:
What Is Your Quest?
What Is Your Favorite Color?
Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?:
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.:
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?:
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?:
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?:
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?:
Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia:
herpes:
Erendis:
castration:
Goldberry:
leopard print:
screwing horses:
everyone will suffer:
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!:
Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.
What do you think about me?:
If Glorfie Stardust walked into a room and played guitar, what would you do?:
What if Celeborn killed you for the above scenario?:
Describe Namo:
Tell me a story:
Thank you :D