Attention, attention! Or not. Whatever.
Um, ok.
I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort ( Read more... )
I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort ( Read more... )
Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Danielle the Slash Whore
What Is Your Quest? To find the Holy Grail?
What Is Your Favorite Color? Aquamarine.
Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Varda was pretty.
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: No. Because I am the slash whore. :)
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Does it have something to do with that midget?
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: Oooh, all of Namo's glasses are wonderful!
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: None, really. I'm just bored. :)
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: I think if people get in your stash, you should smite them!
Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: Eww.
herpes: Also, eww.
Erendis: Dangerous thing.
castration: Owie.
Goldberry: Pretty water-thing that married Sauron.
leopard print: Leopards writing novels.
screwing horses: Long Live Mother Rohan!
everyone will suffer: Haven't they already?
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.
What do you think about me?: Well, sir, I think you are the head Vala guy with the cool hair. You are also very pretty! Did you know they are selling CDs with your face on them? I bet you are a good singer. Did I mention you are pretty?
If Glorfie Stardust walked into a room and played guitar, what would you do?: Well, no one can resist the Glorfie.
What if Celeborn killed you for the above scenario?: ;_; Celeborn wouldn't kill me. I'm the slash whore.
Describe Namo: He is the Vala of Death who wears glasses all the time and can sing really well and stuff.
Tell me a story: Once upon a time there was a girl who came to Middle-earth from Modern Earth before anyone else, hardly, because of a party of Ungolly's, and she wound up staying there for a long time and dated an elf who was the father of her puppet and then she went away for a while, and came back sporadically and applied for Maiaship because it amused her. :)
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