Attention, attention! Or not. Whatever.

[manwe_sulimo]

Um, ok.

I would like to say I have not been completely shitfaced and watching Zoolander for the entire length of my absence. Nor have I been dumped in truckloads of oranges since the last time. Anyway, I decided I'd make some kind of fabulous comeback. A little singing and dancing, a bunch of elephants, but that would require effort

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Irmo is applying for fun ;)

[irmo]

Part A: The most important questions. Spell everything correctly.
What Is Your Name?: Irmo. Sometimes called Lorien. ;)
What Is Your Quest? To get it on. ;)
What Is Your Favorite Color? Pink Green.

Part B: Useless Things I'd Like To Hear Your Useless Opinions On.
I miss Varda's voluptuous breasts, how about you?: Irmo does, indeed!
Should Irmo take his hand off my ass? Please explain.: Irmo thinks not! ;)
Have any idea how I got into a truckload of oranges?: Probably due to some naughty sibling.
What pair of Namo's glasses are your favorite?: Irmo likes all of Namo's glasses but he likes the Achtung Baby-era ones best.
What is your reason for wanting to be a power hungry greedy bastard with immortality?: Working for Mannie means more time with Mannie. ;)
I think people should keep out of my stash, don't you?: Mannie's stash should be just for Mannie (and other siblings ) ;)

Part C: I give you a word. You tell me what you think of.
necrophilia: cute dead things.
herpes: Irmo would like to banish herpes.
Erendis: cute Elfie.
castration: IRMO CANNOT EVEN THINK OF SUCH A THING!
Goldberry: Ooooh, ;)
leopard print: makes for good bed spreads.
screwing horses: Irmo loves all Iluvatar's creatures.
everyone will suffer: without sex!
MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!: If Irmo helps get the monkeys off, will they help Irmo get off?

Part D: Congratulations, you have now sufficiently disgusted me. However, this is your final moment to redeem yourself. Answer with at least 5 sentences.

What do you think about me?: Irmo thinks Mannie is very sexy. ;)
If Glorfie Stardust walked into a room and played guitar, what would you do?: Irmo would not resist the Glorfie, that is for sure.
What if Celeborn killed you for the above scenario?: Irmo cannot be killed, silly.
Describe Namo: Namo is very sexy, too.
Tell me a story: Once upon a time, Irmo was very sad that Mannie rejected is advances. Irmo consoled himself with the fact that he could put his hand on his ass, and possibly elsewhere, once Mannie fell asleep. Irmo thought of this, and was pleased. ;)

Irmo's was the most etertaining so far XD

[manwe_sulimo]

MONKIES! THE MONKIES ARE EATING MY FACE! GET THEM OFF!: If Irmo helps get the monkeys off, will they help Irmo get off?

I can't believe you would think of using poor innocent monkies that way! But if you really want them to, I'll see if I can brainwash them. :D

Tell me a story: Once upon a time, Irmo was very sad that Mannie rejected is advances. Irmo consoled himself with the fact that he could put his hand on his ass, and possibly elsewhere, once Mannie fell asleep. Irmo thought of this, and was pleased. ;)

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