hmm.

[manwe_sulimo]

*stares at cocktail he just took four and a half hours to mix*

Wonder if I should drink it.

Comments

[ex_frodooft]

Why is it changing colours?

[manwe_sulimo]

.. don't know.

HEY.

*grabs you*

You drink it!

[ex_frodooft]

Please no.

Well, ok.

*drinks*

[manwe_sulimo]

*watches expectantly*

Oooh.. you're shrinking...

!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN.

[ex_frodooft]

shhh my dad might hear.

[manwe_sulimo]

Calm down, calm down.

It's ok.

Drink some more.

I don't know how to fix that.

It'll change you right back.

That's right.

See! You're growing!!

... Oh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[ex_frodooft]

neigh, neigh!

[manwe_sulimo]

Hm. Fuck.

Ooooooh.

AWW! THAT'S SO CUTE!

Ok.. don't shake so violently.. drink more..

DON'T NEIGH AT ME FUCKING GET ME OUT

[ex_frodooft]

hah!

[forsaken_one]

You are so busted! I'm gonna tell Dad right now.

shit.

[manwe_sulimo]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!!!!!

He's not even upset. Look, he likes it.

Re: shit.

[ex_frodooft]

i want to die.

Re: shit.

[manwe_sulimo]

Shhh.

gotcha, fucker

[forsaken_one]

I'd help you, Fro, but since you broke your fucking contract (and don't think I'm done with that yet) I really don't give a shit.

But getting WeWe in trouble... That's worth the phone call which will mean 10 minutes of derision and Dad asking me when I'll get a real job and stuff.

you are really scary.

[ex_frodooft]

what's a contract?

Re: gotcha, fucker

[manwe_sulimo]

Shit.

Shit shit shit shit shit.

He's going to send me to Far Harad again to save lizards.

Now I want to die. And I can't!!!!

FUCKING SHIT.