hmm.

Aug 12, 2002 13:42

*stares at cocktail he just took four and a half hours to mix*

Wonder if I should drink it.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. ex_frodooft August 12 2002, 12:25:08 UTC


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gulps down more*

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neigh, neigh! manwe_sulimo August 12 2002, 12:27:51 UTC
Hm. Fuck.

Ooooooh.

AWW! THAT'S SO CUTE!

Ok.. don't shake so violently.. drink more..

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DON'T NEIGH AT ME FUCKING GET ME OUT ex_frodooft August 12 2002, 12:29:16 UTC


If I could glare at you, I would.

Fine. *douses self in cocktail*

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hah! forsaken_one August 12 2002, 12:31:15 UTC
You are so busted! I'm gonna tell Dad right now.

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shit. manwe_sulimo August 12 2002, 12:37:57 UTC
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!!!!!

He's not even upset. Look, he likes it.

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Re: shit. ex_frodooft August 12 2002, 12:38:54 UTC
i want to die.

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Re: shit. manwe_sulimo August 12 2002, 12:39:40 UTC
Shhh.

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gotcha, fucker forsaken_one August 12 2002, 12:47:01 UTC
I'd help you, Fro, but since you broke your fucking contract (and don't think I'm done with that yet) I really don't give a shit.

But getting WeWe in trouble... That's worth the phone call which will mean 10 minutes of derision and Dad asking me when I'll get a real job and stuff.

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you are really scary. ex_frodooft August 12 2002, 12:49:47 UTC
what's a contract?

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Re: gotcha, fucker manwe_sulimo August 12 2002, 12:51:51 UTC
Shit.

Shit shit shit shit shit.

He's going to send me to Far Harad again to save lizards.

Now I want to die. And I can't!!!!

FUCKING SHIT.

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shoulda thought a that sooner, WeWe forsaken_one August 12 2002, 12:56:46 UTC
Course, there is one favor you could do me that'd keep my mouth shut.

I'm taking on a new pet and I would like to not be bothered by his pesky maia friend or the family or anybody.

So, you keep our sibs and their maia off my back, I'll keep it quiet.

Deal?

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Re: shoulda thought a that sooner, WeWe manwe_sulimo August 12 2002, 13:12:04 UTC
DEAL DEAL I'LL DO ANYTHING DEAL.

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... manwe_sulimo August 12 2002, 12:32:58 UTC
Well, that's the last of it gone.

Oooh, you are definitely growing now. There's your eyes coming back. Keep growing!!!!!

Why have you stopped?

... Frodo..?

Uh.

Don't stop there! GROW MORE. GROW MORE PLEASE.

*tries making you grow*

Um.

*removes giant candlestick from forehead*

Damn. I have no idea what I put into that cocktail, either. Well, it could be worse, couldn't it? At least you're still you. Just not... don't suck your thumb! That's a bad habit.

Have a lollipop.

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Re: ... ex_frodooft August 12 2002, 12:35:15 UTC
*cries*

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Re: ... bilbobaggins August 12 2002, 12:41:12 UTC
Awww, lad! [kneels down] Come tell your old Uncle Bilbo what's wrong.

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Re: ... ex_frodooft August 12 2002, 12:47:06 UTC
*hugs you*

i don't know where my mummy and daddy are and there's two scary people over there shouting and i'm covered in sticky green stuff.

*weeps copiously*

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