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uh, so i was half watching Oprah yesterday, kind of. It was on TV and I was half listening.
And it was all about these ugly black chicks that had made a list of what they want in a guy.
These chicks were crazy, like they had 50 things on the list, ridiculous.
So it got me thinking. If I were to ever get back in a relationship [unlikely], what would I want from the guy?
So, I'm thinking...
- they definetly cannot have stupid bitch ex's that are still in the scene. FUCK NO!
- they definetly cannot be living with the stupid bitch ex. NO!
obviously, that's not an everyday problem... but yeah.
- needs to be able to put up with the fact that yes, i do listen to stupid fucking music sometimes. and they have to be able to have fun and dance like a dickhead to it with me.
- need to like my friends, and want to hang out with them. [not just hang out with me all the time]
- needs to introduce me to his friends, and then if i like them, i wanna hang out with them too
- needs to take drugs, or if not, at least understand that i like taking them, and not complain about it.
- needs to like sports! big thing! they need to watch f1 and motogp with me. even if they don't like it, they need to pretend to.
- needs to be able to have sex more than once a day, because i'm a horny, oversexed teenager, wait, i'm not a teenager... but, i'm going to act like one, ok! and they need to try new stuff, not just limit sex to the bedroom, but be adventorous!
- let me do my own thing, trust me to go out to a club without them.
- understand that 90% of my friends are boys, and that if i talk to a boy, it doesn't mean i like them, or want to fuck them, or whatever
- can't have massive jealousy issues
- surprise me lots... with random little presents, and cute texts, etc.
- pay me lots of attention, because yes, i need reassurance alot, i have issues.
- want to travel!! if we're together for a while, you need to be overseas with me, yo!
- let me make out with chicks if i want, its not cheating, its just fun. and you get to watch too!
soooooooooo, i think thats it.
is that massively crazy? am i asking too much?
i'm just thinking, these were the things that pissed me off from my last relationships, cause those guys lacked those above qualities... and so yeah.
i'm tired. and stupid. and i don't know why i'm writing this.
there is a few boys on my mind. i know there shouldn't be. but they all just came into the scene at the same time, and i don't understand. there is two that stand out... alot. rarr.
i think, even if i dont want a relationship, i'm somehow going to end up in one... maybe. who freaking knows.
-sigh-
And it was all about these ugly black chicks that had made a list of what they want in a guy.
These chicks were crazy, like they had 50 things on the list, ridiculous.
So it got me thinking. If I were to ever get back in a relationship [unlikely], what would I want from the guy?
So, I'm thinking...
- they definetly cannot have stupid bitch ex's that are still in the scene. FUCK NO!
- they definetly cannot be living with the stupid bitch ex. NO!
obviously, that's not an everyday problem... but yeah.
- needs to be able to put up with the fact that yes, i do listen to stupid fucking music sometimes. and they have to be able to have fun and dance like a dickhead to it with me.
- need to like my friends, and want to hang out with them. [not just hang out with me all the time]
- needs to introduce me to his friends, and then if i like them, i wanna hang out with them too
- needs to take drugs, or if not, at least understand that i like taking them, and not complain about it.
- needs to like sports! big thing! they need to watch f1 and motogp with me. even if they don't like it, they need to pretend to.
- needs to be able to have sex more than once a day, because i'm a horny, oversexed teenager, wait, i'm not a teenager... but, i'm going to act like one, ok! and they need to try new stuff, not just limit sex to the bedroom, but be adventorous!
- let me do my own thing, trust me to go out to a club without them.
- understand that 90% of my friends are boys, and that if i talk to a boy, it doesn't mean i like them, or want to fuck them, or whatever
- can't have massive jealousy issues
- surprise me lots... with random little presents, and cute texts, etc.
- pay me lots of attention, because yes, i need reassurance alot, i have issues.
- want to travel!! if we're together for a while, you need to be overseas with me, yo!
- let me make out with chicks if i want, its not cheating, its just fun. and you get to watch too!
soooooooooo, i think thats it.
is that massively crazy? am i asking too much?
i'm just thinking, these were the things that pissed me off from my last relationships, cause those guys lacked those above qualities... and so yeah.
i'm tired. and stupid. and i don't know why i'm writing this.
there is a few boys on my mind. i know there shouldn't be. but they all just came into the scene at the same time, and i don't understand. there is two that stand out... alot. rarr.
i think, even if i dont want a relationship, i'm somehow going to end up in one... maybe. who freaking knows.
-sigh-