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Jun 14, 2005 05:19

I'll be hiding under a rock from now on.

EDIT: why? oh I dunno...

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WHY gigant0r June 14 2005, 19:59:48 UTC
what sort of unimaginable creature does nature hide under her rocks, and will that creature crawl up your penis and then shoot barbs out of its face?

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Re: WHY manofscience June 14 2005, 23:03:36 UTC
see I think this is why you're a horrible student. It crawled up your butt, and shoots barbs out of its spine. My parents want to know if you're going to finish college?

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Re: WHY gigant0r June 15 2005, 09:28:03 UTC
that butt shit is baloney, did you even read what you wrote? it follows the urine stream into your butt? do you piss out of your butt? is that what you do, ben? piss urine out of your butt? would you like it if i began to spread that as a rumor about you? because the more you challenge my knowledge of brazilian faunae the more i feel tempted to send a text message to everyone in my phone that you piss urine out of your butt-hole

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manofscience June 15 2005, 17:59:39 UTC
You can't use logic when deciding how nature is supposed to act. Truth be told it will swim into any orifice; vagina, penis, or butt. But only the tiny ones can swim into a penis. It just follows the urine stream to the human, which orifice it choses probably largely depends on a)which ones you have b)how big the candiru is.

In any case, You probably never met anyone in Brazil who had actually seen a candiru choose, because "More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed." Or at the very least they wouldn't have had to undergo a penectomy, and I wouldn't want to hang around a high school age David Grimes without a penis. If you know what i mean. No no, wait that sounds dirty. I mean because your high school self probably made a lot of penis jokes, if your college self is any indicator.

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lambmcspicy June 16 2005, 20:10:17 UTC
Such would require the fabled ANOURETHRAL FISTULA

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gigant0r June 17 2005, 08:07:16 UTC
has science yet created a functioning prototype of this fistula or are we all still condemned to a hellish existence in these dick-pissing dark ages?

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gigant0r June 17 2005, 08:24:46 UTC
whoops!
that's what i get for posting before i read my internet but at least now i know what a fistula is and am kind of a better person for it

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manofscience June 18 2005, 00:49:49 UTC
yay, finally lepers for this century

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lambmcspicy June 18 2005, 17:54:21 UTC
Puddle City, whatever. El Topo tells us that Incest is the new Leprosy.

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lambmcspicy June 18 2005, 17:56:19 UTC
The Macrophones (Chris Jackson, Zach Salwen, Patrick Southern) played a fistula benefit concert a few months ago. I think it was at Purchase.

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manofscience June 23 2005, 07:54:58 UTC
hmmm though i haven't heard the argument in EL TOPO, I have to say at least with incest somebody loves ya!

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