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Ryan Seacrest: Liev has this swagger and this confidence about him that depressed me and made me feel insecure about myself and my lack of swagger.
Liev Schreiber: Oh don’t, Ryan. I’m still trying to get into those Robert Pattinson underwear. Every day in the gym, I work to get that.

Ryan Seacrest: If the stage career falls through, you can always ( Read more... )

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Seeing as how Simon Cowell's prediction that Carrie would sell more albums than any previous Idol winner recently came true, I thought it was my duty to post this funny video from her holiday special this week. Bonus appearances by Seacrest, Bo Bice, and a Constantine voodoo doll (if that's your thing ( Read more... )

She had come into a new virginity
and was untouchable; her sex had closed like a young flower at nightfall, and her hands
had grown so unused to marriage that the god’s
infinitely gentle touch of guidance
hurt her, like an undesired kiss.

He was no longer that boy with golden eyes
who once had echoed through the poet’s songs ( Read more... )

Who was that fine man on Audra McDonald's arm?
That would be WILL SWENSON a.k.a. Swill a.k.a. Berger in the soon-to-be-Broadway revival of Hair (and the even sooner off-Broadway '80s revue Rock of Ages). I KNOW.

Is Eva Longoria pregnant?Yes. Yes, she most certainly is. I'd say she's at least five months. Bitch is showing. It's insulting to me when ( Read more... )