Dallas Auditions! NPH! Joe Jonas! Actual Talent!
Julie Keveleighton - I love that NPH criticized her sign! He’s the best person ever.
Lloyd “Succexy” Thomas - Genuinely surprised this guy could sing. He seemed like a crazy to me.
I am so glad that I was not on Idol being judged by Neil Patrick Harris because if he didn’t like me, I would be CRUSHED. Years ago he made fun of my laugh when he was sitting the table behind mine in a restaurant and I still cry over it sometimes. My self-esteem is rock solid, you guys.
Kimberly Carver - I really like her! Her voice is elastic and I like her song too.
I just realized they didn’t mention “How I Met Your Mother,” probably because it’s on a competing network.
Dexter Ward - This guy has already taken up five minutes of my life that I will never get back. The winking. Oh God, the winking.
Am I the only one who watches this show thinking “I’m a better singer than the vast majority of these people?” Obviously not, but COME ON, show. Show the good people.
I love seeing NPH and Seacrest together. It fills my heart with joy. That having been said, Ryan in a polo shirt does not compute.
Erica Rhodes - Why is this girl dressed like a dominatrix? “And then I whip all my friends!” “’Cause they’re NAUGHTY!” HAHAHA Oh my God, “Free Your Mind!” There are no words to describe how much I love this song. I love her just for auditioning with it. Best audition song ever. “I want people to know that Barney kids grow up.”“To be dirty little girls!” NPH should put her through just for the child star thing. Yea! This girl is my favorite, oh my God.
Dave Pittman - Fix this dude’s hair and he’s a major hottie. Like, he sort of looks a bit like Jason Stackhouse. And his Tourette’s Syndrome only endears him to me more because it appeals to my empathy fetish. My heart… I can’t… Too many feelings… I can’t believe NPH asked him upfront if he had Tourette’s. What if he didn’t? That’d be awkward.
Todrick Hall - I love him. Not only is he clever, but he has what is honestly one of the best male R&B voices I think I’ve heard in a long, long time. Simon’s full of shit. Watch out for this guy.
Stephanie Daulong - She sings like Shakira. Think that’s going to get old fast.
Maegan Wright - All of these people’s voices start to sound the same. I don’t think this girl will make it in Hollywood. She doesn’t stand out. But ew, Kara didn’t have to insult her outfit. She doesn’t look crazy at all!
Why does everyone keep talking about Michael Castro? I haven’t seen him at all. I feel like I might hate him even more than I hated his brother.
Aw, Ryan found a new job! I was beginning to worry about his lack of employment.
Vanessa Johnston - This is what it sounds like when you are tone-deaf and also actually deaf. I honestly believe that in this girl’s head, she sounds AMAZING.
Is Joe Jonas going to say anything? He is my favorite Jonas, but I think Nick would have been a better judge. The best Hanson judge would be Isaac.
Christian Spear - She was diagnosed with leukemia on her fourth birthday? That sounds like the worst birthday EVER. Again, the voice isn’t as good as the story. I’m bored.
Lloyd “Succexy” Thomas - Genuinely surprised this guy could sing. He seemed like a crazy to me.
I am so glad that I was not on Idol being judged by Neil Patrick Harris because if he didn’t like me, I would be CRUSHED. Years ago he made fun of my laugh when he was sitting the table behind mine in a restaurant and I still cry over it sometimes. My self-esteem is rock solid, you guys.
Kimberly Carver - I really like her! Her voice is elastic and I like her song too.
I just realized they didn’t mention “How I Met Your Mother,” probably because it’s on a competing network.
Dexter Ward - This guy has already taken up five minutes of my life that I will never get back. The winking. Oh God, the winking.
Am I the only one who watches this show thinking “I’m a better singer than the vast majority of these people?” Obviously not, but COME ON, show. Show the good people.
I love seeing NPH and Seacrest together. It fills my heart with joy. That having been said, Ryan in a polo shirt does not compute.
Erica Rhodes - Why is this girl dressed like a dominatrix? “And then I whip all my friends!” “’Cause they’re NAUGHTY!” HAHAHA Oh my God, “Free Your Mind!” There are no words to describe how much I love this song. I love her just for auditioning with it. Best audition song ever. “I want people to know that Barney kids grow up.”“To be dirty little girls!” NPH should put her through just for the child star thing. Yea! This girl is my favorite, oh my God.
Dave Pittman - Fix this dude’s hair and he’s a major hottie. Like, he sort of looks a bit like Jason Stackhouse. And his Tourette’s Syndrome only endears him to me more because it appeals to my empathy fetish. My heart… I can’t… Too many feelings… I can’t believe NPH asked him upfront if he had Tourette’s. What if he didn’t? That’d be awkward.
Todrick Hall - I love him. Not only is he clever, but he has what is honestly one of the best male R&B voices I think I’ve heard in a long, long time. Simon’s full of shit. Watch out for this guy.
Stephanie Daulong - She sings like Shakira. Think that’s going to get old fast.
Maegan Wright - All of these people’s voices start to sound the same. I don’t think this girl will make it in Hollywood. She doesn’t stand out. But ew, Kara didn’t have to insult her outfit. She doesn’t look crazy at all!
Why does everyone keep talking about Michael Castro? I haven’t seen him at all. I feel like I might hate him even more than I hated his brother.
Aw, Ryan found a new job! I was beginning to worry about his lack of employment.
Vanessa Johnston - This is what it sounds like when you are tone-deaf and also actually deaf. I honestly believe that in this girl’s head, she sounds AMAZING.
Is Joe Jonas going to say anything? He is my favorite Jonas, but I think Nick would have been a better judge. The best Hanson judge would be Isaac.
Christian Spear - She was diagnosed with leukemia on her fourth birthday? That sounds like the worst birthday EVER. Again, the voice isn’t as good as the story. I’m bored.