L.A. Auditions
Neil Goldstein - You can tell Ryan hates this guy. Can you be clinically insane and a genius at the same time?
Jim Ranger - He can sing but I don’t like him. I think it’s because he’s a worship pastor and that’s his “angle.” Is that awful? Whatever, to each his own.
Jayson Wilson - MORE ADAM LAMBERT WANNABES, SHOW.
Martin Perez - Go Grease Lightning, you’re burnin’ up the quarter mile.
How gross is Avril Lavigne? I can’t even stand to look at her without wanting to punch my TV.
Damien Lafavor - Stop wasting our time with these unstable, untalented people.
Mary Powers - Ugh, goaty and mediocre. I was hoping she’d be better since I like her look and her adorable daughter.
RYAN HOLDING A LITTLE GIRL’S HAND. I DIE.
A.J. Mendoza - I think I’ve heard of this guy before. His name sounds familiar. Oh my God, he’s terrible. Man, I got my hopes up. I feel like he could have been interesting if he chose one insane affectation per song. But that was all over the place. Maybe with your eyes closed it would be better.
I like Katy Perry. I think she’s a great pop songwriter (although some of her lyrics are terrible) and she’s really pretty with cute, kitschy fashion sense. She also has the best friends and seems like she’d be a fun hang.
“Are these people frisked before they come in here?” Do you see what I mean? She’s so awesome. I think I like her better as an Idol judge than I do as a singer because I forgot to mention that Katy Perry cannot sing. But she can write songs! So she’s like the younger version of Kara basically (although Kara can sing).
Andrew Garcia - Original song choice (“Sunday Morning” by Maroon 5), excellent interpretation and unique voice. Really excited to see him in the next rounds.
Tasha Layton - How can you be a personal assistant by day and a minister by night? I love this song, btw. If you’ve heard Joss sing it, she doesn’t really touch it but otherwise she’s good.
Jason Green - I am sick of feeling molested by this show.
Ugh, Kara is just awful. She cannot think for herself. I try to like her but she’s just like the female Randy! She’s just copying everything Katy does! HAHA KATY IS MAKING FUN OF HER, AWESOME.
SIMON IS ON FIRE THIS YEAR!
“She got me down on my knees.”
“I knew you’d get there eventually.”
You know it takes a lot to gross out Katy Perry since she's engaged to Russell Brand.
Ryan Seacrest, my love for you knows no bounds. Also, I am starting to believe he’s straight, guys. He just seems exhausted by the gay rumors.
I swear I just saw Paul Hoffman from “Gossip Girl,” who is not only a working actor but also has professional musical theatre experience and might be 35.
Chris Golightly - I don’t know what this guy’s sob story is so I don’t care. He has Chris Sligh hair and he reminds me of Justin Guarini and that’s all I need to know. Pass.
Jim Ranger - He can sing but I don’t like him. I think it’s because he’s a worship pastor and that’s his “angle.” Is that awful? Whatever, to each his own.
Jayson Wilson - MORE ADAM LAMBERT WANNABES, SHOW.
Martin Perez - Go Grease Lightning, you’re burnin’ up the quarter mile.
How gross is Avril Lavigne? I can’t even stand to look at her without wanting to punch my TV.
Damien Lafavor - Stop wasting our time with these unstable, untalented people.
Mary Powers - Ugh, goaty and mediocre. I was hoping she’d be better since I like her look and her adorable daughter.
RYAN HOLDING A LITTLE GIRL’S HAND. I DIE.
A.J. Mendoza - I think I’ve heard of this guy before. His name sounds familiar. Oh my God, he’s terrible. Man, I got my hopes up. I feel like he could have been interesting if he chose one insane affectation per song. But that was all over the place. Maybe with your eyes closed it would be better.
I like Katy Perry. I think she’s a great pop songwriter (although some of her lyrics are terrible) and she’s really pretty with cute, kitschy fashion sense. She also has the best friends and seems like she’d be a fun hang.
“Are these people frisked before they come in here?” Do you see what I mean? She’s so awesome. I think I like her better as an Idol judge than I do as a singer because I forgot to mention that Katy Perry cannot sing. But she can write songs! So she’s like the younger version of Kara basically (although Kara can sing).
Andrew Garcia - Original song choice (“Sunday Morning” by Maroon 5), excellent interpretation and unique voice. Really excited to see him in the next rounds.
Tasha Layton - How can you be a personal assistant by day and a minister by night? I love this song, btw. If you’ve heard Joss sing it, she doesn’t really touch it but otherwise she’s good.
Jason Green - I am sick of feeling molested by this show.
Ugh, Kara is just awful. She cannot think for herself. I try to like her but she’s just like the female Randy! She’s just copying everything Katy does! HAHA KATY IS MAKING FUN OF HER, AWESOME.
SIMON IS ON FIRE THIS YEAR!
“She got me down on my knees.”
“I knew you’d get there eventually.”
You know it takes a lot to gross out Katy Perry since she's engaged to Russell Brand.
Ryan Seacrest, my love for you knows no bounds. Also, I am starting to believe he’s straight, guys. He just seems exhausted by the gay rumors.
I swear I just saw Paul Hoffman from “Gossip Girl,” who is not only a working actor but also has professional musical theatre experience and might be 35.
Chris Golightly - I don’t know what this guy’s sob story is so I don’t care. He has Chris Sligh hair and he reminds me of Justin Guarini and that’s all I need to know. Pass.