Damn creepy old guys and their damn creepy hands.

My room smells funny.

WHY?

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Tip a cow.

Get your resolution here

I'm off to Scotland tomorrow! My flight leaves at 2:21pm, which leaves me just enough time to eat biscuits and cereal for breakfast (neither of which I'm likely to get overseas), call the credit card company, take a long American shower, and pack up my lap top ( Read more... )

I am done with exams. I have no more papers to write. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Nyet. Okay so that actually just means "no," but whatever ( Read more... )

There's no food in my house and I'm hungry. And I really don't want to go back to Columbia tomorrow and go to work and go to class and do that whole "student" thing. I just want to lay around in my basement reading good books and watching endless episodes of I Love the 80's. Maybe eat some chocolate. Yeah, chocolate would be nice. ( FAQs )

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My movie came in the mail today! The other day I ordered my favorite movie from when I was a little kid: The Last Unicorn.

I haven't seen it in years, but I used to make my parents rent it every time we went to the video store.

*puts it in the DVD player*

Manintial in Death ClarinetIn this thrill-per-minute spy thriller, manintial (Lucy Liu) is a complicated secret agent with a problem. She has to eliminate remylovesrogue (Jet Li) before the vile dunemanic (Nicole Kidman) outwits him. For no apparent reason, she charges into Dunemanic's caravan, just as the opening credits finish. Look for Death Clarinet action figures and ( Read more... )

Films I want to see that have already come out in theatres (in no particular order ( Read more... )