How I'm mean to our dog . . .

[manikaitwing]

Me: *about to step in the shower and notices Oliver Hardy duckie* Hmm. *squeaks the duckie*

Duckie: Squeeaka Squeeaka Squeek!

Addie: . . . *whimper, whine, scratch at door*

Me: Heheheh . . . *SQUEEAKA SQUEEK SQUEEEEEEK*

Addie: AWWOOOOOO!!! *scrabble at door*

Rachel: *from computer room* Are you aware you're the devil?

btw, I have no shame.