I feel so swanky
Look at The Fancy Phone! I feel like a high-powered business-person. Except that I don't have one of those little bluetooth things that you put in your ear so you look like you're talking to yourself. And that one of the ringtones I've put on it is Mamma Mia. That part's not so business-person-like.
But I could totally be on the phone and be all "Get me Johnson, I need the specs on the Fitzsimmon account by four o'clock. And tell Johnson if he doesn't deliver on this, that he shouldn't bother to come into work tomorrow."
Apparently as a high powered business executive, I'm an asshole.
But I could totally be on the phone and be all "Get me Johnson, I need the specs on the Fitzsimmon account by four o'clock. And tell Johnson if he doesn't deliver on this, that he shouldn't bother to come into work tomorrow."
Apparently as a high powered business executive, I'm an asshole.