Bizarre Sensations Experience by Jason:
This morning, right before I chowed down on a bowl of Rice Krispies, I felt a little nauseated. I immediately afterward needed to sneeze (bear in mind that I did not realize I needed to sneeze when I experienced this.) The combination of nausea and sneezing made me think I was about to throw up my brain. Or, that gigantic aliens were pointing an equally-gigantic magnifying glass at me from a far distance, and I was about to explode like an ant.
To quote the great Bill Cosby, I would not have been surprised if my shoes came out of my mouth. I swear to almighty God: I was surprised when I sneezed. I was further surprised that I only sneezed. It was weird. Naturally, I started laughing at myself immediately afterward.
I would guess that this is the first time since I was potty trained (which I remember, believe it or not) where I experienced a sensation that my brain could not identify.
To quote the great Bill Cosby, I would not have been surprised if my shoes came out of my mouth. I swear to almighty God: I was surprised when I sneezed. I was further surprised that I only sneezed. It was weird. Naturally, I started laughing at myself immediately afterward.
I would guess that this is the first time since I was potty trained (which I remember, believe it or not) where I experienced a sensation that my brain could not identify.