so hungry omf

[mangafanxd]

PG || EXO || krisoo (kris/D.O.) || oneshot, 1.1k

Summary: kyungsoo attempts to use "super bass" as a source of pickup lines.
A/N: i'm sorry i don't know LAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY also i never ended up writing about the fish

Comments

[thesockmonster]

Kyungsoo wooing Wufan with Super Bass lyrics is perfection I never knew I needed

/casually kicks Luhan into the pool

[mangafanxd]

OMG HELLO~~ you read my crackfic ahahahaAHAHA oh god ;;;;

n____n it was an unexpected prompt, that's for sure! haha perfection oh tysm <3333 it's krisoo + nicki minaj :3

laughs luhan would probably be like a wet cat...or...idek really...hahaha GJ KICKING HIM INTO THE POOL THOUGH lol

thank you so much for reading and commenting~ hearteu ♥

[galbijiim]

DID YOU JUST
LMFAO
I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY USE THE
OMFG

"DID YOU JUST FART?" Kyungsoo blurts out loudly. This time, all the surrounding people turn to stare at Kyungsoo, who looks back at Kris. Kyungsoo bats his eyes hopefully. "Because you just blew me away."

JSDKGJASLFJDLSGJSDLKGJSDG
AND WHAT IS LUHAN MY SPIRIT ANIMAL OR

Luhan casually picks his nose.

sjdglkJSHAGKJDSLfjslkglKSDJFkdsgjsdfsdgds
omg Mel this is amazing I can't even what are words HAHAHAHAHAH

[mangafanxd]

n_______________n
YES
YES I DID
I AM CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS

YES THAT WAS USED I CONSIDERED USING MANY OF YOUR OTHER SUGGESTIONS BUT HEY CRACKFIC YOLO

YES. YES HE IS LOL ang-inspired luhan PICKING NOSES FOREVER TBH i hope you recognize luhan as your spirit animal from now on

:3 omg ahahaha thank youuuuu what are words indeed who needs them lol ♥

[carbonization]

OH MY GOD MEL IDE SDFFDSHFDSSFDOIOFDSI BEST MEL LMAO HOW DO YOU CREATE BRILLIANCE FROM A SHITTY PROMPT A+ FOR YOU

[mangafanxd]

HI LAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT WAS INDEED A WEIRD PROMPT BUT I'M GLAD I COULD AMUSE YOU AND omg my first a+ on a fic ;u; lol bestttt ♥

[edoriko]

omGG hahahaha /cHOKES

I died at: "Curses," Kris mutters, and promptly drops into the pool.

just IDK SO UNDERSTATED AND OMfG MELLL PLEASE WRITE MORE CRACK.

[mangafanxd]

YOU DO A LOT OF CHOKING EDORI R U OK

omg i'm so pleased that you were happy with this lol~ n___n that line yessss i imagine kris as not being able to swim ahaha

w-wait more crack IDK IF I CAN DO IT AHAHAHA but ty for reading and commenting~~ ♥

[edoriko]

hahahahaha but it's your fault I'm chokING *u*

lmao yes more crack good thanks =v=

[mangafanxd]

omg do you need the heimlich because that can be arranged OuO

oh god pls no ahahaha ///whispers maybe///

[senpaimitsuji]

lmaoooooooooop this is perfect

[mangafanxd]

aww thank you for saying so n___n hahaaaha i'm glad you enjoyed it!~

ty for reading and commenting ♥