Donner's a Vampire

[manfleshbuffet]

Cannibalism. For some people in Africa, it is a way of life. For the rest of the world, it is not. Your opinion only matters when we speak of "Dietary Cannibalism". There is a situation, distant from our everyday lives, that turns ordinary farmers and "tax-payers" into Eaters of Man Flesh. Heres a true story I hope you'll enjoy. Put yourself in

Comments

[n_a_j_i]

I'm still going to eat you.

[manfleshbuffet]

You can always join Jack in the freezer and eat him instead. Then you can experience the joy of survival-based cannibalism. Mmmmm.

[n_a_j_i]

Fine, I'll eat you both.

[n_a_j_i]

Not if I eat josh, steal his livejournal, and preach veganism whilst going back on his word (kinda like Hitler DIDN'T do).

Or I could eat you first.

[n_a_j_i]

I like your first idea better.