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manfleshbuffet

Donner's a Vampire

Aug 07, 2005 16:26

Cannibalism. For some people in Africa, it is a way of life. For the rest of the world, it is not. Your opinion only matters when we speak of "Dietary Cannibalism". There is a situation, distant from our everyday lives, that turns ordinary farmers and "tax-payers" into Eaters of Man Flesh. Heres a true story I hope you'll enjoy. Put yourself in ( Read more... )

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anonymous August 7 2005, 22:05:22 UTC

I slightly disagree with your insight.
Only slightly.
-Cory

manfleshbuffet August 7 2005, 22:13:08 UTC

You can't slightly disagree with a story. To put it in more understandable terms, consider this.
I have a gun aimed at a talking beaver. The beaver cowers in fear. "Are you going to shoot me?"
I step closer to the beaver. I stare him in the eye and whisper one word.

"Slightly"

It's not possible to slightly kill somebody. You can injure somebody, you can hurt somebody, but you cannot "Slightly Kill" somebody.

"Do, or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda

jack anonymous August 7 2005, 22:26:49 UTC

I think you're the god of quotes....and beavers...and irrationality...

anonymous August 7 2005, 22:09:45 UTC

Wow, I'm really convinced now, cannibalism is the way to go.

*sarcasm*

So what about us normal people who aren't freezing and starving?

anonymous August 7 2005, 22:10:43 UTC

^^jack

comment++

manfleshbuffet August 7 2005, 22:33:51 UTC

Allow me to quote Jodie Foster.
"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

It's true. You cannot ask the question if it refers to a predetermined lifestyle of normality. If you're not starving or freezing, it's because you are not an African or Eskimo. I didnt choose to be an American, and neither did you. As lazy-ass americans, we must strive to avoid normality by putting ourselves in harsh situations where survival-based cannibalism is an issue. It will improve you as a person and likely change your life forever.

jack anonymous August 7 2005, 22:39:17 UTC

So...you want me to sit in my freezer for days until I hallucinate another person being there...and then eat them?

okay

n_a_j_i August 7 2005, 22:23:43 UTC

I'm still going to eat you.

manfleshbuffet August 7 2005, 22:42:28 UTC

You can always join Jack in the freezer and eat him instead. Then you can experience the joy of survival-based cannibalism. Mmmmm.

n_a_j_i August 7 2005, 23:01:45 UTC

Fine, I'll eat you both.

n_a_j_i August 7 2005, 23:18:58 UTC

Not if I eat josh, steal his livejournal, and preach veganism whilst going back on his word (kinda like Hitler DIDN'T do).

Or I could eat you first.

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mantikore August 8 2005, 01:02:58 UTC

mister flesh eater will you be so kind as to add me

or eat me for dinner

take your pick i guess

n_a_j_i August 8 2005, 01:09:11 UTC

gnaw

manfleshbuffet August 8 2005, 01:23:38 UTC

Amen.

anonymous August 8 2005, 01:59:48 UTC

i do believe that josh has a bit too much time on his hands, and this entry is very interesting lol

jack anonymous August 8 2005, 05:09:22 UTC

I say we put bets on whoever posted that, and then the winner gets to eat them.

My bet is bruski, even though the spelling is too normal.

Actually, I take that back, I'd rather not eat him...

Re: jack manfleshbuffet August 8 2005, 19:45:04 UTC

It was clearly a woman. Only a woman would say that. Yup.