Lord, nearly killed myself laughing
I'm sitting in an oversized chair in the mall, filling out an application.
Some man and his two or three year old kid (I can't tell ages for shit) sit down. Kid's shrieking and babbling, but whatever, I need to fill this out because they wanted to interview me OMGRiteNOW!!! So I ignore it.
This little boy shouts at me, grabbing at my clipboard, "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN GIMME!"
Dad stepped in, apologized to me and had his kid try on these new boots he'd bought him. (I'm watching this out of the corner of my eye while filling in my work history.)
All fucking hell broke loose and I just about burst to keep from laughing.
Kid starts flailing every limb he has, shouting NO NO NO NO NO NO! He's just a blur of flesh and socks. His dad is trying to grab at feet or limbs or whatever's rocketing at his face, finally gets the kid to try one on...
Kid shoves his foot in so hard it breaks the bottom open.
Come on, now. I don't care how much you like or dislike kids (or boots), that's fucking funny.
They left, and I allowed myself to snicker after they were out of earshot.
It was probably only funny because the kid wasn't going home with me and I didn't just waste a bunch of money on boots that won't stand up to three minutes of wear.