Dear Nicolas Cage,

You can stop being Teh Pretty anytime now. And your ears? Too cute.

Kthnxbi,
Mandi

I miss my cat right now. I'm at work and I just want to go home and pet my fat cat.. and draw pretty pictures on the computer. And burp.

Wait! I can do the last one!

My co-workers are looking at me funny.

Walt has been sticking tape on the roller ball of my mouse when I'm not looking or away from my desk the past few days. He did it twice yesterday. I went to call him on the phone about it...

THERE WAS TAPE ON THE EARPIECE OF MY PHONE!

That man is like a ninja!

... A tape ninja.

Dear Jemaine,

OMG, please talk and/or sing, your voice drips of sex to me.

Kthnxbi,
Mandi

My dog smells like a bag of asses.

I think it's high time I wash Teh Dog.

I was canning tomatoes with my grandma the past few days. My grandma and I have a very special bond. We were both born on the same day, (April 7th), and have always been really good friends. So we partied all day in the kitchen, baking stuff and swatting flies. I helped her do stuff that's getting harder for her, and she said I was ( Read more... )

*hearts the Semi-Annual Big Fucking Sale at Bath & Body Works*

Kurt bought me a right-hand diamond ring!  It's on the bigger side of diamonds, too!  WOW!

Ain't he sweet?

I wish I had a camera to post pics of it, but he says it's an early b-day present "birthstone ring," since my birthday's in April and he said he's never had a chance to buy me a birthstone ring.

God, that boy kicks so much ass.

Then we did laundry ( Read more... )

( Yay, Irish Spring! )

I LOL'D!I'm not a diehard either way, Mac or PC. Don't care ( Read more... )