job opening
i'm willing to pay for two household services that i either physically can't do or just don't have the patience for. the first job is seasonal, it would be winter months only, so in other words, most of the year, and it entails putting lotion on my back every day. i say this not because i want for physical affection (which i do) but because every night i lay in bed and my back itches so much it hurts. i can't reach the middle. it's awful.
the second job is purely fluffer nutter, but i would pay for some to section my grapefruits. and that is not slang for anything else, i really mean halve and section grapefruits. for me. in the morning.
well there you have it, my pipe dreams.
the second job is purely fluffer nutter, but i would pay for some to section my grapefruits. and that is not slang for anything else, i really mean halve and section grapefruits. for me. in the morning.
well there you have it, my pipe dreams.