JUST BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHARE
CHEER UP, EMO KID!!!:tongue:
here's a little anecdote that might brighten up your day from this shit hole weather we've had today.
sheesh! bridges closing, extremely massive subway delays and people having to leave their cars on the road like sinking ships...that's enough to make all of us a little pissed off
and working in the airport....seeing people miss their flights to the point they either broke down crying or started shouting matches against the ticket counter
just then....just then, as all this calamity was unfolding in front of me....it just happened...
Ever have that really warm and contented feeling, like you just farted in church but managed to successfully shift the blame to the senior citizen sitting next to you by quickly looking in their direction before anybody else had a chance to react? A moment where the world is almost resplendent with release and relaxation. I had a feeling just like that. Sort of a guiltless enjoyment of life in all of its splendor.
But now I can't remember why, dammit.lol
There was a reason for why I'm so happy, but now that reason eludes me, like a Pringle in the middle of a Pringles can. Not the last Pringle at the bottom of the can, mind you, because the last Pringle can easily be retrieved simply by tilting the can on its side and catching it. I'm talking about the Pringle where it's close enough for you to reach in, and you don't want to tilt the can over because you know some crumbs and shit will spill out and make a mess, so you reach in and you can only move three fingers at a time, like you're giving some fine young lady "the shocker," (only with a potato chip vagina) and the inside's so greasy that the chip just won't cooperate,My memory's like that for the moment, lol
ignorance is bliss
and here's a little funny conversation:
GUY1:A little fucking never hurt anyone
GUY2:So how come so many girls say, "Ow ow ow ooooh aaaaaah ow ow oh" while it's happening??
GUY1:I assume that's what an orgasm sounds like....You're not sure though?
GUY2:....
GUY2:Absolutely not.
here's a little anecdote that might brighten up your day from this shit hole weather we've had today.
sheesh! bridges closing, extremely massive subway delays and people having to leave their cars on the road like sinking ships...that's enough to make all of us a little pissed off
and working in the airport....seeing people miss their flights to the point they either broke down crying or started shouting matches against the ticket counter
just then....just then, as all this calamity was unfolding in front of me....it just happened...
Ever have that really warm and contented feeling, like you just farted in church but managed to successfully shift the blame to the senior citizen sitting next to you by quickly looking in their direction before anybody else had a chance to react? A moment where the world is almost resplendent with release and relaxation. I had a feeling just like that. Sort of a guiltless enjoyment of life in all of its splendor.
But now I can't remember why, dammit.lol
There was a reason for why I'm so happy, but now that reason eludes me, like a Pringle in the middle of a Pringles can. Not the last Pringle at the bottom of the can, mind you, because the last Pringle can easily be retrieved simply by tilting the can on its side and catching it. I'm talking about the Pringle where it's close enough for you to reach in, and you don't want to tilt the can over because you know some crumbs and shit will spill out and make a mess, so you reach in and you can only move three fingers at a time, like you're giving some fine young lady "the shocker," (only with a potato chip vagina) and the inside's so greasy that the chip just won't cooperate,My memory's like that for the moment, lol
ignorance is bliss
and here's a little funny conversation:
GUY1:A little fucking never hurt anyone
GUY2:So how come so many girls say, "Ow ow ow ooooh aaaaaah ow ow oh" while it's happening??
GUY1:I assume that's what an orgasm sounds like....You're not sure though?
GUY2:....
GUY2:Absolutely not.