I've got a good amount of work lined up this week, which means I'll make some decent money, and I've actually got some ideas for stories.

So where's the bus to run me over?

It's here.

Don't expect many updates.

There are many things I hate about living in the countryside, but there are some things you can only see out here.

Like a hot-air balloon making an emergency landing in your backyard.

So I downed three beers at a party tonight. I may or may not have a buzz.

I don't drink when I go on trips. It saves me money and I don't like the taste of alcohol.

I tried three types of beer at the party and I didn't like any of them.

Today I swore I was having a heart attack. My chest was absolute agony, and I couldn't swallow without it hurting.

It's calmed down now, though I still can't swallow without pain. I have no idea what's happening.

I better not be getting the flu...

My grandmother caught pneumonia right before she was due to take me to tae kwon do.

The Anchor Center was short-staffed, so I was bumped from the list of people needing rides.

My right index finger keeps heating up.

Why is the smallest possible hit the one that hit me?

Hit my head badly a few days ago.  No permanent damage as far as I can tell, but for a while I couldn't safely bend over ( Read more... )

...what do you buy a baby for Christmas?

We live in a sad country when, on a scale of 300 to 1100, being in the middle is considered "bad credit".  I suppose that explains why all my credit card applications keep getting turned down ( Read more... )

...that an animated pony hugging an animated baby dragon and promising not to abandon him has the most emotional impact of anything I've seen since this summer?