Total Loser

Apr 01, 2006 13:50

I swear there is nothing that screams "LOSER" more than a guy who writes "Hey! Are you hot? I'm looking for a hot babe!" to a total stranger.

Dearie, if you were good enough for a hottie, you wouldn't be looking for them on the Internet. You'd be out where you could check them out in real life.

A woman would have to be a total idiot to hook up with a guy who wanted to bed them without even meeting them. Talk about having nonexistent standards. I'm sorry, but a guy like that would be just as happy with a crack-whore - and a guy like that is so beneath my standards that it would take a pressurized diving bell to reach that depth.

I've done the slumming thing before. I'm not interested in repeating the experience. Frankly, if you're not a college grad in their 40s or even older, I am not even going to be interested in you as anything more than a platonic pal. In fact, I prefer men much older than me.

So, keep your immature lack of class to yourself and pass on this chick. She's a bitch and she's most definitely not for you.

loser

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